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rfreed
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Location: Lost in Ohio of all places.
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Posted: 22 Oct 22 14:43
Damn, it is dead quiet around here!
Is anyone there?

Hello?

Did something happen I didn't know about?

Anyone? Hello?

Dr. Billingsgate
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Location: Galapagos Islands
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Posted: 23 Oct 22 00:59
All the old Rat F*ckers that were fun are either dead or have gone to a different place. This group is about as social as Vladimir Putin.

fred21679
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Posted: 23 Oct 22 14:38
I never knew there was a forum! :^)~

Dr. Billingsgate
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Posted: 23 Oct 22 20:05

Quote: fred21679

I never knew there was a forum! :^)~


fred21679: I see that you have been with us since 2008 and have written 3 stories.

You must have missed all the fun while you were busy writing your stories. Things were nuts back then with all the back and forth on this forum.

Keep up the good work!

Dr. B

Stefano M. Stefano
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Posted: 24 Oct 22 23:20
Considering that the first two stories posted on the Home page were posted 16 days ago, even the mysterious overlords that operate this site seemed to have lost interest and disappeared, like various writer's hopes of having their stories posted.
The good news is somehow Abel Rodriguez accumulated 187,431 points in just one week.

rfreed
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Posted: 29 Oct 22 18:13
Let me repeat myself:

Damn, it is dead quiet around here!
Is anyone there?

Hello?

Did something happen I didn't know about?

Anyone? Hello?


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Posted: 3 Nov 22 13:46
My apologies dear Sir, truth is I have been furiously polishing my 'CV' ....no, that is not cockney ryming slang for the male appendage.
Frankly, based upon recent political events at Number 10 (more like number 2 these days) I am working on the assumption that our latest apology for a PM namely, Risky Balsak, may well enjoy some cold steel between the shoulder blades very shortly.
Therefore, with very few true blue afterbirths to choose from I am seriously considering applying for the job!


rfreed
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Location: Lost in Ohio of all places.
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Posted: 20 Nov 22 14:33
OK, if no one else is going to rant about something then I guess it is up to me to do it.
Here goes-

Here I am taking some of my precious free time to have to come up with a rant just to satisfy the reading blood lusts of many of the many readers here. I already have enough to do with having just moved to yet another frigid place on the continental landscape where I again will surely catch a cold or the flu or, God forbid, the larest strain of covid that has varied again since I caught it last month.
Add to that that I have to spend an inordidnate amount of time on the computer for an online course for new new job.
DOES THAT MAKE YOU THINK THAT I HAVE ANY TIME TO THINK UP FUNNY STUFF???????
DOES THAT MAKE YOU THINK THAT I AM EVEN ABLE TO THINK UP FUNNY STUFF AT THIS TIME????
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

You selfish dits!!!!!!!!!!!!

You could be coming up with stuff to bitch about instead of letting it all fall upon my skinny shoulders! I'm the one who has to overcome my increasingly sour mood to think up some thing to complain about and then put it into motion.

ME!!!!!!!!

Just when I think I have some time to relax and watch a couple movies this comes up and it throws me into a fit.

START WRITING UP SOME OF YOUR OWN COMPLAINTS!!!! DON"T JUST KEEP THEM ALL TO YOUR PETTY SELVES!!!!!!

There, I've had my say.
Now I have to go to the bathroom.

I probably should also go take my meds.
My hands are starting to twitch at the keyboards and I'm starting to hallucinate about hippoes in the room again.

Bye! Have a nice day..........

Zabdgrov667
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Posted: 3 Dec 22 04:58 - Edited By: Zabdgrov667, 3 Dec 22 05:01

Quote: rfreed

Anything to Rant About....
READ MY STORIES!!!! AAAIIIGH!

READ, DAMN YOU!

Did that help make things more interesting? If not, good luck with stuff, all the same.

https://www.thespoof.com/profile.cfm?uID=10378

rfreed
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Posted: 4 Dec 22 15:18

Quote: Zabdgrov667


Quote: rfreed

Anything to Rant About....
READ MY STORIES!!!! AAAIIIGH!

READ, DAMN YOU!

Did that help make things more interesting? If not, good luck with stuff, all the same.

https://www.thespoof.com/profile.cfm?uID=10378


OK! OK ALREADY!!!!!!
YOU DON"T HAVE TO SHOUT!!
I'LL READ THE THING!
ARE YOU HAPPY NOW??????


 
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