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rfreed
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Posted: 22 Oct 22 14:43
Damn, it is dead quiet around here!
Is anyone there?

Hello?

Did something happen I didn't know about?

Anyone? Hello?

Dr. Billingsgate
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Posted: 23 Oct 22 00:59
All the old Rat F*ckers that were fun are either dead or have gone to a different place. This group is about as social as Vladimir Putin.

fred21679
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Posted: 23 Oct 22 14:38
I never knew there was a forum! :^)~

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Posted: 23 Oct 22 20:05

Quote: fred21679

I never knew there was a forum! :^)~


fred21679: I see that you have been with us since 2008 and have written 3 stories.

You must have missed all the fun while you were busy writing your stories. Things were nuts back then with all the back and forth on this forum.

Keep up the good work!

Dr. B

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Posted: 24 Oct 22 23:20
Considering that the first two stories posted on the Home page were posted 16 days ago, even the mysterious overlords that operate this site seemed to have lost interest and disappeared, like various writer's hopes of having their stories posted.
The good news is somehow Abel Rodriguez accumulated 187,431 points in just one week.

rfreed
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Posted: 29 Oct 22 18:13
Let me repeat myself:

Damn, it is dead quiet around here!
Is anyone there?

Hello?

Did something happen I didn't know about?

Anyone? Hello?


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Posted: 3 Nov 22 13:46
My apologies dear Sir, truth is I have been furiously polishing my 'CV' ....no, that is not cockney ryming slang for the male appendage.
Frankly, based upon recent political events at Number 10 (more like number 2 these days) I am working on the assumption that our latest apology for a PM namely, Risky Balsak, may well enjoy some cold steel between the shoulder blades very shortly.
Therefore, with very few true blue afterbirths to choose from I am seriously considering applying for the job!


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Posted: 20 Nov 22 14:33
OK, if no one else is going to rant about something then I guess it is up to me to do it.
Here goes-

Here I am taking some of my precious free time to have to come up with a rant just to satisfy the reading blood lusts of many of the many readers here. I already have enough to do with having just moved to yet another frigid place on the continental landscape where I again will surely catch a cold or the flu or, God forbid, the larest strain of covid that has varied again since I caught it last month.
Add to that that I have to spend an inordidnate amount of time on the computer for an online course for new new job.
DOES THAT MAKE YOU THINK THAT I HAVE ANY TIME TO THINK UP FUNNY STUFF???????
DOES THAT MAKE YOU THINK THAT I AM EVEN ABLE TO THINK UP FUNNY STUFF AT THIS TIME????
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

You selfish dits!!!!!!!!!!!!

You could be coming up with stuff to bitch about instead of letting it all fall upon my skinny shoulders! I'm the one who has to overcome my increasingly sour mood to think up some thing to complain about and then put it into motion.

ME!!!!!!!!

Just when I think I have some time to relax and watch a couple movies this comes up and it throws me into a fit.

START WRITING UP SOME OF YOUR OWN COMPLAINTS!!!! DON"T JUST KEEP THEM ALL TO YOUR PETTY SELVES!!!!!!

There, I've had my say.
Now I have to go to the bathroom.

I probably should also go take my meds.
My hands are starting to twitch at the keyboards and I'm starting to hallucinate about hippoes in the room again.

Bye! Have a nice day..........

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Posted: 3 Dec 22 04:58 - Edited By: Zabdgrov667, 3 Dec 22 05:01

Quote: rfreed

Anything to Rant About....
READ MY STORIES!!!! AAAIIIGH!

READ, DAMN YOU!

Did that help make things more interesting? If not, good luck with stuff, all the same.

https://www.thespoof.com/profile.cfm?uID=10378

rfreed
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Posted: 4 Dec 22 15:18

Quote: Zabdgrov667


Quote: rfreed

Anything to Rant About....
READ MY STORIES!!!! AAAIIIGH!

READ, DAMN YOU!

Did that help make things more interesting? If not, good luck with stuff, all the same.

https://www.thespoof.com/profile.cfm?uID=10378


OK! OK ALREADY!!!!!!
YOU DON"T HAVE TO SHOUT!!
I'LL READ THE THING!
ARE YOU HAPPY NOW??????

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Posted: 28 Dec 22 09:29 - Edited By: windydir5, 28 Dec 22 09:32
interesting information

Stefano M. Stefano
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Posted: 1 Jan 23 16:32
Okay, I've got a rant, and it begins with;
TURN YOUR DAMN CAR LIGHTS ON, YOU IDIOTS, BECAUSE IT'S DARK OUT AND YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW WHERE THE SWITCH IS!!!!!!
I don't know about you guys, but in my neck of the woods I can see between 2 and 6 drivers every night that are oblivious to the fact that they have no headlights on, and no rear lights-- just weak, yellow running lights. I don't get it. How do you not understand the easiest function on your dash board which is for your own safety and everyone else's???!!!
TURN!
YOUR!
LIGHTS!
ON!
DUUUHHHH!!!!!!!

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Posted: 20 Jan 23 05:49
Deer oh deer I hate looking in headlights!


Quote: Stefano M. Stefano

Okay, I've got a rant, and it begins with;
TURN YOUR DAMN CAR LIGHTS ON, YOU IDIOTS, BECAUSE IT'S DARK OUT AND YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW WHERE THE SWITCH IS!!!!!!
I don't know about you guys, but in my neck of the woods I can see between 2 and 6 drivers every night that are oblivious to the fact that they have no headlights on, and no rear lights-- just weak, yellow running lights. I don't get it. How do you not understand the easiest function on your dash board which is for your own safety and everyone else's???!!!
TURN!
YOUR!
LIGHTS!
ON!
DUUUHHHH!!!!!!!


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Posted: 20 Jan 23 05:58

Deer Freed

This is by far the funniest fucking thing I've read on hear in SUM thyme!
Here is my rant...ahem....:
MARK WAKE Up give this man a bonu
s 4000000 points!!! Dammit I leave for a few months for a cancer operation and recovery and I come back to find this place an even worse Bloody Fing mess than I left it!!! The least you can do Mark is to acknowledge us loyalists and eliminate the need for those with a long history her to have peers review our crap before publishing it! Then AT THE LEAST there would be a steady stream of shit not these little gas less farts in the wind that we get now do to the sporadic nature of getting anything published! RANT Completed!!!!





Quote: rfreed

OK, if no one else is going to rant about something then I guess it is up to me to do it.
Here goes-

Here I am taking some of my precious free time to have to come up with a rant just to satisfy the reading blood lusts of many of the many readers here. I already have enough to do with having just moved to yet another frigid place on the continental landscape where I again will surely catch a cold or the flu or, God forbid, the larest strain of covid that has varied again since I caught it last month.
Add to that that I have to spend an inordidnate amount of time on the computer for an online course for new new job.
DOES THAT MAKE YOU THINK THAT I HAVE ANY TIME TO THINK UP FUNNY STUFF???????
DOES THAT MAKE YOU THINK THAT I AM EVEN ABLE TO THINK UP FUNNY STUFF AT THIS TIME????
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

You selfish dits!!!!!!!!!!!!

You could be coming up with stuff to bitch about instead of letting it all fall upon my skinny shoulders! I'm the one who has to overcome my increasingly sour mood to think up some thing to complain about and then put it into motion.

ME!!!!!!!!

Just when I think I have some time to relax and watch a couple movies this comes up and it throws me into a fit.

START WRITING UP SOME OF YOUR OWN COMPLAINTS!!!! DON"T JUST KEEP THEM ALL TO YOUR PETTY SELVES!!!!!!

There, I've had my say.
Now I have to go to the bathroom.

I probably should also go take my meds.
My hands are starting to twitch at the keyboards and I'm starting to hallucinate about hippoes in the room again.

Bye! Have a nice day..........


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Posted: 21 Jan 23 17:28

Quote: JinoLeFeeto

Deer Freed

This is by far the funniest fucking thing I've read on hear in SUM thyme!
Here is my rant...ahem....:
MARK WAKE Up give this man a bonu
s 4000000 points!!! Dammit I leave for a few months for a cancer operation and recovery and I come back to find this place an even worse Bloody Fing mess than I left it!!! The least you can do Mark is to acknowledge us loyalists and eliminate the need for those with a long history her to have peers review our crap before publishing it! Then AT THE LEAST there would be a steady stream of shit not these little gas less farts in the wind that we get now do to the sporadic nature of getting anything published! RANT Completed!!!!



Yup, I'd call that a rant and a half...............



Quote: rfreed

OK, if no one else is going to rant about something then I guess it is up to me to do it.
Here goes-

Here I am taking some of my precious free time to have to come up with a rant just to satisfy the reading blood lusts of many of the many readers here. I already have enough to do with having just moved to yet another frigid place on the continental landscape where I again will surely catch a cold or the flu or, God forbid, the larest strain of covid that has varied again since I caught it last month.
Add to that that I have to spend an inordidnate amount of time on the computer for an online course for new new job.
DOES THAT MAKE YOU THINK THAT I HAVE ANY TIME TO THINK UP FUNNY STUFF???????
DOES THAT MAKE YOU THINK THAT I AM EVEN ABLE TO THINK UP FUNNY STUFF AT THIS TIME????
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

You selfish dits!!!!!!!!!!!!

You could be coming up with stuff to bitch about instead of letting it all fall upon my skinny shoulders! I'm the one who has to overcome my increasingly sour mood to think up some thing to complain about and then put it into motion.

ME!!!!!!!!

Just when I think I have some time to relax and watch a couple movies this comes up and it throws me into a fit.

START WRITING UP SOME OF YOUR OWN COMPLAINTS!!!! DON"T JUST KEEP THEM ALL TO YOUR PETTY SELVES!!!!!!

There, I've had my say.
Now I have to go to the bathroom.

I probably should also go take my meds.
My hands are starting to twitch at the keyboards and I'm starting to hallucinate about hippoes in the room again.

Bye! Have a nice day..........



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Posted: 28 Jan 23 08:40
Here's the other half, just to prove this has not gotten me any special treatment, I my new story is still in pending along with a new snippet. Well this is not even a fraction of the time that it normally takes so even if they published before Jan 30th it would still set a record breaking time and probably cause me to have a heart condition from shock. I have however gotten back on the writers chart by simply approving a bunch of stories. I did reject a couple, sorry, hopefully not my own, but I'm a bastard sometimes even to my own writing!

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Posted: 23 Mar 23 03:20
Really?????!
Nobody has ranted here since January 23rd????

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?????

HAVE YOU NO BLOOD IN YOUR VEINS?????

For God's sake FIND SOMETHING TO RANT ABOUT!!!!!!!!!

Its not like there isn't enough to complain about!
Do I have to take you by your little Donald Trump-like hands and lead you around.
Look at Donnie himself- he can ALWAYS find something to bitch about!
If he can't then he just makes something up.
So do his followers!
In fact they are professionals at it!

Look at Marjorie Taylor Greene. She is the Hans Christain Anderson of making up goofy stuff. And she gets nominated to be a legislator for it!!!!!!!!
She dumb as warts on a toad, yets she makes gazoogles more money than you or I!
Get off your duffs and FIND SOMETHING TO BITCH ABOUT!!!!

NOW!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted: 24 Mar 23 02:55
I’m 4’6” tall. Officially, I am classified as a Pygmy dwarf. Other than that, I have no complaints.

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Posted: 24 Mar 23 15:28

Quote: Dr. Billingsgate

I’m 4’6” tall. Officially, I am classified as a Pygmy dwarf. Other than that, I have no complaints.

- - - - -
Well........I guess that will have to do.......but I really feel someone could come up with something more blood-boiling.......

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Posted: 26 Mar 23 23:48
My wife thought she'd lost the car keys, which would have meant that I wouldn't have to drive 115 kilometres to visit my mother-in-law.
Then she noticed they were already in the ignition.
We drove for 3 hours for a 4-hour visit, and then drive 3 hours back home.
My Sunday has been blown to Helllllllllllllllllllllllll!
Damn non-invisible keys.

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Posted: 28 Mar 23 16:06
Now THAT was a legitimate something to bitch about.
I hope you all can take inspriation from this and come up with your own tale of woe and weeping.
I am tired of carrying this load all by myself and feel that the rest of you lot should put in your fair share!

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Posted: 29 Jun 23 12:45
I am extremely concerned for Madonna's vagina. She is in the Hospital with a bacterial infection the size of fort knox. Now I'm going to be forced to right about that, but I'm still actually concerned about her yeast infection because I may have caused it.

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Posted: 5 Jul 23 22:53
Another day at The Spoof, another day that Doctor Billingsgate is NOT the Featured Writer!
Scandalous! Blasphemy! Infamy! All that kinda stuff.
Oh, Doctor, what are we going to do?!

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Posted: 14 Oct 23 07:31
I predict B Dr Gates will be Featured writer on 4th of July 2030. Mark my words! Or rather "Mark" my words Mark.

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Posted: 8 Jan 24 22:21
Looks like everyone has left town..........


 
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