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Damn, it is dead quiet around here!
Is anyone there?

Hello?

Did something happen I didn't know about?

Anyone? Hello?

All the old Rat F*ckers that were fun are either dead or have gone to a different place. This group is about as social as Vladimir Putin.

I never knew there was a forum! :^)~

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Quote: fred21679

I never knew there was a forum! :^)~

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fred21679: I see that you have been with us since 2008 and have written 3 stories.

You must have missed all the fun while you were busy writing your stories. Things were nuts back then with all the back and forth on this forum.

Keep up the good work!

Dr. B

Considering that the first two stories posted on the Home page were posted 16 days ago, even the mysterious overlords that operate this site seemed to have lost interest and disappeared, like various writer's hopes of having their stories posted.
The good news is somehow Abel Rodriguez accumulated 187,431 points in just one week.

Let me repeat myself:

Damn, it is dead quiet around here!
Is anyone there?

Hello?

Did something happen I didn't know about?

Anyone? Hello?

My apologies dear Sir, truth is I have been furiously polishing my 'CV' ....no, that is not cockney ryming slang for the male appendage.
Frankly, based upon recent political events at Number 10 (more like number 2 these days) I am working on the assumption that our latest apology for a PM namely, Risky Balsak, may well enjoy some cold steel between the shoulder blades very shortly.
Therefore, with very few true blue afterbirths to choose from I am seriously considering applying for the job!

OK, if no one else is going to rant about something then I guess it is up to me to do it.
Here goes-

Here I am taking some of my precious free time to have to come up with a rant just to satisfy the reading blood lusts of many of the many readers here. I already have enough to do with having just moved to yet another frigid place on the continental landscape where I again will surely catch a cold or the flu or, God forbid, the larest strain of covid that has varied again since I caught it last month.
Add to that that I have to spend an inordidnate amount of time on the computer for an online course for new new job.
DOES THAT MAKE YOU THINK THAT I HAVE ANY TIME TO THINK UP FUNNY STUFF???????
DOES THAT MAKE YOU THINK THAT I AM EVEN ABLE TO THINK UP FUNNY STUFF AT THIS TIME????
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

You selfish dits!!!!!!!!!!!!

You could be coming up with stuff to bitch about instead of letting it all fall upon my skinny shoulders! I'm the one who has to overcome my increasingly sour mood to think up some thing to complain about and then put it into motion.

ME!!!!!!!!

Just when I think I have some time to relax and watch a couple movies this comes up and it throws me into a fit.

START WRITING UP SOME OF YOUR OWN COMPLAINTS!!!! DON"T JUST KEEP THEM ALL TO YOUR PETTY SELVES!!!!!!

There, I've had my say.
Now I have to go to the bathroom.

I probably should also go take my meds.
My hands are starting to twitch at the keyboards and I'm starting to hallucinate about hippoes in the room again.

Bye! Have a nice day..........

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Quote: rfreed

Anything to Rant About....

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READ MY STORIES!!!! AAAIIIGH!

READ, DAMN YOU!

Did that help make things more interesting? If not, good luck with stuff, all the same.

https://www.thespoof.com/profile.cfm?uID=10378

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Quote: Zabdgrov667

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Quote: rfreed

Anything to Rant About....

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READ MY STORIES!!!! AAAIIIGH!

READ, DAMN YOU!

Did that help make things more interesting? If not, good luck with stuff, all the same.

https://www.thespoof.com/profile.cfm?uID=10378

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OK! OK ALREADY!!!!!!
YOU DON"T HAVE TO SHOUT!!
I'LL READ THE THING!
ARE YOU HAPPY NOW??????

interesting information

Okay, I've got a rant, and it begins with;
TURN YOUR DAMN CAR LIGHTS ON, YOU IDIOTS, BECAUSE IT'S DARK OUT AND YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW WHERE THE SWITCH IS!!!!!!
I don't know about you guys, but in my neck of the woods I can see between 2 and 6 drivers every night that are oblivious to the fact that they have no headlights on, and no rear lights-- just weak, yellow running lights. I don't get it. How do you not understand the easiest function on your dash board which is for your own safety and everyone else's???!!!
TURN!
YOUR!
LIGHTS!
ON!
DUUUHHHH!!!!!!!

Deer oh deer I hate looking in headlights!

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Quote: Stefano M. Stefano

Okay, I've got a rant, and it begins with;
TURN YOUR DAMN CAR LIGHTS ON, YOU IDIOTS, BECAUSE IT'S DARK OUT AND YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW WHERE THE SWITCH IS!!!!!!
I don't know about you guys, but in my neck of the woods I can see between 2 and 6 drivers every night that are oblivious to the fact that they have no headlights on, and no rear lights-- just weak, yellow running lights. I don't get it. How do you not understand the easiest function on your dash board which is for your own safety and everyone else's???!!!
TURN!
YOUR!
LIGHTS!
ON!
DUUUHHHH!!!!!!!

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Deer Freed

This is by far the funniest fucking thing I've read on hear in SUM thyme!
Here is my rant...ahem....:
MARK WAKE Up give this man a bonu
s 4000000 points!!! Dammit I leave for a few months for a cancer operation and recovery and I come back to find this place an even worse Bloody Fing mess than I left it!!! The least you can do Mark is to acknowledge us loyalists and eliminate the need for those with a long history her to have peers review our crap before publishing it! Then AT THE LEAST there would be a steady stream of shit not these little gas less farts in the wind that we get now do to the sporadic nature of getting anything published! RANT Completed!!!!

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Quote: rfreed

OK, if no one else is going to rant about something then I guess it is up to me to do it.
Here goes-

Here I am taking some of my precious free time to have to come up with a rant just to satisfy the reading blood lusts of many of the many readers here. I already have enough to do with having just moved to yet another frigid place on the continental landscape where I again will surely catch a cold or the flu or, God forbid, the larest strain of covid that has varied again since I caught it last month.
Add to that that I have to spend an inordidnate amount of time on the computer for an online course for new new job.
DOES THAT MAKE YOU THINK THAT I HAVE ANY TIME TO THINK UP FUNNY STUFF???????
DOES THAT MAKE YOU THINK THAT I AM EVEN ABLE TO THINK UP FUNNY STUFF AT THIS TIME????
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

You selfish dits!!!!!!!!!!!!

You could be coming up with stuff to bitch about instead of letting it all fall upon my skinny shoulders! I'm the one who has to overcome my increasingly sour mood to think up some thing to complain about and then put it into motion.

ME!!!!!!!!

Just when I think I have some time to relax and watch a couple movies this comes up and it throws me into a fit.

START WRITING UP SOME OF YOUR OWN COMPLAINTS!!!! DON"T JUST KEEP THEM ALL TO YOUR PETTY SELVES!!!!!!

There, I've had my say.
Now I have to go to the bathroom.

I probably should also go take my meds.
My hands are starting to twitch at the keyboards and I'm starting to hallucinate about hippoes in the room again.

Bye! Have a nice day..........

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Quote: JinoLeFeeto

Deer Freed

This is by far the funniest fucking thing I've read on hear in SUM thyme!
Here is my rant...ahem....:
MARK WAKE Up give this man a bonu
s 4000000 points!!! Dammit I leave for a few months for a cancer operation and recovery and I come back to find this place an even worse Bloody Fing mess than I left it!!! The least you can do Mark is to acknowledge us loyalists and eliminate the need for those with a long history her to have peers review our crap before publishing it! Then AT THE LEAST there would be a steady stream of shit not these little gas less farts in the wind that we get now do to the sporadic nature of getting anything published! RANT Completed!!!!


Yup, I'd call that a rant and a half...............

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Quote: rfreed

OK, if no one else is going to rant about something then I guess it is up to me to do it.
Here goes-

Here I am taking some of my precious free time to have to come up with a rant just to satisfy the reading blood lusts of many of the many readers here. I already have enough to do with having just moved to yet another frigid place on the continental landscape where I again will surely catch a cold or the flu or, God forbid, the larest strain of covid that has varied again since I caught it last month.
Add to that that I have to spend an inordidnate amount of time on the computer for an online course for new new job.
DOES THAT MAKE YOU THINK THAT I HAVE ANY TIME TO THINK UP FUNNY STUFF???????
DOES THAT MAKE YOU THINK THAT I AM EVEN ABLE TO THINK UP FUNNY STUFF AT THIS TIME????
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

You selfish dits!!!!!!!!!!!!

You could be coming up with stuff to bitch about instead of letting it all fall upon my skinny shoulders! I'm the one who has to overcome my increasingly sour mood to think up some thing to complain about and then put it into motion.

ME!!!!!!!!

Just when I think I have some time to relax and watch a couple movies this comes up and it throws me into a fit.

START WRITING UP SOME OF YOUR OWN COMPLAINTS!!!! DON"T JUST KEEP THEM ALL TO YOUR PETTY SELVES!!!!!!

There, I've had my say.
Now I have to go to the bathroom.

I probably should also go take my meds.
My hands are starting to twitch at the keyboards and I'm starting to hallucinate about hippoes in the room again.

Bye! Have a nice day..........

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Here's the other half, just to prove this has not gotten me any special treatment, I my new story is still in pending along with a new snippet. Well this is not even a fraction of the time that it normally takes so even if they published before Jan 30th it would still set a record breaking time and probably cause me to have a heart condition from shock. I have however gotten back on the writers chart by simply approving a bunch of stories. I did reject a couple, sorry, hopefully not my own, but I'm a bastard sometimes even to my own writing!

Really?????!
Nobody has ranted here since January 23rd????

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?????

HAVE YOU NO BLOOD IN YOUR VEINS?????

For God's sake FIND SOMETHING TO RANT ABOUT!!!!!!!!!

Its not like there isn't enough to complain about!
Do I have to take you by your little Donald Trump-like hands and lead you around.
Look at Donnie himself- he can ALWAYS find something to bitch about!
If he can't then he just makes something up.
So do his followers!
In fact they are professionals at it!

Look at Marjorie Taylor Greene. She is the Hans Christain Anderson of making up goofy stuff. And she gets nominated to be a legislator for it!!!!!!!!
She dumb as warts on a toad, yets she makes gazoogles more money than you or I!
Get off your duffs and FIND SOMETHING TO BITCH ABOUT!!!!

NOW!!!!!!!!!!

I’m 4’6” tall. Officially, I am classified as a Pygmy dwarf. Other than that, I have no complaints.

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Quote: Dr. Billingsgate

I’m 4’6” tall. Officially, I am classified as a Pygmy dwarf. Other than that, I have no complaints.

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Well........I guess that will have to do.......but I really feel someone could come up with something more blood-boiling.......

My wife thought she'd lost the car keys, which would have meant that I wouldn't have to drive 115 kilometres to visit my mother-in-law.
Then she noticed they were already in the ignition.
We drove for 3 hours for a 4-hour visit, and then drive 3 hours back home.
My Sunday has been blown to Helllllllllllllllllllllllll!
Damn non-invisible keys.

Now THAT was a legitimate something to bitch about.
I hope you all can take inspriation from this and come up with your own tale of woe and weeping.
I am tired of carrying this load all by myself and feel that the rest of you lot should put in your fair share!

I am extremely concerned for Madonna's vagina. She is in the Hospital with a bacterial infection the size of fort knox. Now I'm going to be forced to right about that, but I'm still actually concerned about her yeast infection because I may have caused it.

Another day at The Spoof, another day that Doctor Billingsgate is NOT the Featured Writer!
Scandalous! Blasphemy! Infamy! All that kinda stuff.
Oh, Doctor, what are we going to do?!

I predict B Dr Gates will be Featured writer on 4th of July 2030. Mark my words! Or rather "Mark" my words Mark.

Looks like everyone has left town..........