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Dr. Billingsgate
Academic zero, literary hero Location: Galapagos Islands Registered: 22 Feb 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
This is highway robbery! I had just ordered a couple of pillows, a set of sheets made from the finest cotton grown in Egypt and a set of slippers with five component soles that can be worn anywhere, except a church or brothel.
WTF is going on? I am out over a hundred bucks and the FBI will not answer my calls. Please advise. |
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Sir Geoffroy Cockface
Writer Registered: 29 Aug 15 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
First they came for the babbling pillow merchants, and I said nothing.
Then they came for the orange billionaire mafia criminals, and still I said nothing. Then they came for the conspiracy nuts who lied about Sandy Hook and sold ridiculous testosterone products to the gullible, and still I said nothing. And someone asked, why do you say nothing? And I said there is nothing to complain about because those people who have been arrested were idiots and guilty as fuck. |
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