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Clive Danton
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Clive Danton

Location: London
Registered: 29 Nov 11

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Posted: 5 Jan 22 05:33
Dear Spoof

I recently asked my doctor to give me something to make me last longer in bed and I have to say that the tablets he gave me have produced wonderful results.
I used to sleep until around 11.00 pm but now regularly manage to kip until gone 2.00.

Bob Kettleback
Whitechapel-On-Sea

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Location: Lost in Ohio of all places.
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Posted: 10 Jan 22 01:46
Having yourself encased in cement Mafia style would definitely make you last longer in bed (if I am understanding you correctly).
In fact you would probably last there until you started to smell bad enough.

Dr. Billingsgate
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Posted: 11 Jan 22 00:54
Having your significant other crazy glue your package to the bed frame insures that you last longer in bed. Also, scotch-taping your hands to the sheets is an excellent preventive in case you can’t determine if you touched yourself inappropriately while you were sleeping.

Respectfully,

Dr. B

Clive Danton
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Posted: 11 Jan 22 03:46
Dear Spoof

Can I just say that it appears to me that Messrs Freed and B'gate are not affording this matter the seriousness that it so clearly warrants

Bob Fuck
Bromley By Bow

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Posted: 17 Jan 22 13:47
I just can't seem to please anybody these days.........

JinoLeFeeto
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JinoLeFeeto

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Posted: 22 Jan 22 21:03
Cliven this is clearly a case of mistaken identity, your Doctor thought you were a mammal...


Quote: Clive Danton

Dear Spoof

I recently asked my doctor to give me something to make me last longer in bed and I have to say that the tablets he gave me have produced wonderful results.
I used to sleep until around 11.00 pm but now regularly manage to kip until gone 2.00.

Bob Kettleback
Whitechapel-On-Sea


Clive Danton
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Clive Danton

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Registered: 29 Nov 11

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Posted: 23 Jan 22 08:09
Dear Jino

You could be right.

I was mistaken for a door once by a cowboy.

He then went on to shoot my knob off.

CD


 
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