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Doctor! I try so hard to think good things about you. You seem like you wouldn’t purposely hurt others.

But why would you compare people in this way?
Would a story about smart White kids writing tests for dumb Chinese kids be funny? Can it only be funny the other way? Are you threatened by your sense that the Chinese are intellectually superior?

I was a teacher and have taught students of all races and have memories of brilliant students of all races. And I have memories of incredible people of all races. I have never thought about any race being intellectually superior to any other. But then again, I have never found intelligence in my students to be threatening. Most of them only wanted good things for the world.

I mostly wonder why you would write about paying others to write exams for them when your knumbnuts President allegedly did just that ( and you support him. )

It would have been easy for Donald though. He could have chosen from members of all the races and many of the species to write better exams than he ever could have.

Thelonius,

The University of California system has to limit the number of applicants of Asian heritage or they would overrun the campuses. The percentage of Asians living in California is far less than the percentage of those in the Universities. The only conclusion that can be drawn is that they are either smarter than other races, or they are better students.

By the way, did you notice that all of the students whose parents cheated and paid big money to get their kids into choice universities were White?

Myself, I am Caucasian. If anything, I was making fun of my own race for becoming obsolete.

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Quote: Dr. Billingsgate
The University of California system has to limit the number of applicants of Asian heritage or they would overrun the campuses.

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Am pretty sure this is bullshit.

As for the original story, it is lazy writing at best, and outright racism at worst.

How about tweaking the story to make it:

1) Rich white parents pay a Chinese boy to take their kid's SATs, and are angry when he gets worse results than their dumb son.

2) Rich white parents pay Chinese parents to pester their son into getting better grades.

3) Rich white parents pay for someone else to take their kid's SATs, but it doesn't matter because he's going to inherit $400 million dollars anyway.

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Quote: Sir Geoffroy Cockface

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Quote: Dr. Billingsgate
The University of California system has to limit the number of applicants of Asian heritage or they would overrun the campuses.

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Am pretty sure this is bullshit.

As for the original story, it is lazy writing at best, and outright racism at worst.

How about tweaking the story to make it:

1) Rich white parents pay a Chinese boy to take their kid's SATs, and are angry when he gets worse results than their dumb son.

2) Rich white parents pay Chinese parents to pester their son into getting better grades.

3) Rich white parents pay for someone else to take their kid's SATs, but it doesn't matter because he's going to inherit $400 million dollars anyway.

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Those all would be great stories. Better than mine. But if you want to keep up with the exploits of Harry Maguire, you better have someone with more sex appeal than a buck toothed Chinese boy with horn rim glasses to carry the story.

I like the idea about the kid who will inherit $400 million. I have found that money works better than sex if you are trying to move up the Top Writer’s chart.

Thanks for the inside dope. Will share any earning derived from your ideas.

Dr. B

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Quote: Dr. Billingsgate

...if you want to keep up with the exploits of Harry Maguire...

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I assume this is tongue-in-cheek, Doc, but, just in case it isn't, you might like to check out the avalanche of Trump stories that makes its way onto these pages every day.

Not written by you, I hasten to add.

If I wanted to read anti-Trump stories, I would prefer if they were written by Commie-Pinkos or other sub-humans, so that I could easily rebut them with ethnic slurs and anthropomorphismIcally inappropriate names that most decent people would find unsavory.

Bill you are my favorite Moron, and I say that with alll the love I can mustard.

I highly resemble that statement. I take it that your commie-pinko credentials are all in order.

Dr. B

That's socialist commie pinko to you maggot! Now.... PREPARE TO VOTE BY MAIL!!!!!!

Who’s living in your Potemkin Village brain? Someone is trying to get out, but there’s no there, there.

Note: Next time, bring a ladder.

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Quote: Dr. Billingsgate

Who’s living in your Potemkin Village brain? Someone is trying to get out, but there’s no there, there.

Note: Next time, bring a ladder.

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" but there’s no there, there" Wow, that says it all Bill

Actually, I was using a quote from Gertrude Stein, who wrote of Oakland, “there is no there there.” I should have recognized her. I apologize for the lack of attribution.

Their their there it will be ok