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I often enjoyed a Topic, although it was by no means my favourite.
I found it to be too nutty.
Twix was too sugary, Mars Bar too sticky, and Dairy Milk too heavy.
I don't think any chocolate bar could be described as too sensitive. Perhaps you mean your teeth, in which case I recommend a dentist.

I prefer a Bounty nowadays, which I believe is best eaten in the bath while a lizard crawls over the telephone. I have had trouble procuring lizards during the recent lockdown. Does anyone know a good supplier?

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Quote: Sir Geoffroy Cockface

I often enjoyed a Topic, although it was by no means my favourite.
I found it to be too nutty.
Twix was too sugary, Mars Bar too sticky, and Dairy Milk too heavy.
I don't think any chocolate bar could be described as too sensitive. Perhaps you mean your teeth, in which case I recommend a dentist.

I prefer a Bounty nowadays, which I believe is best eaten in the bath while a lizard crawls over the telephone. I have had trouble procuring lizards during the recent lockdown. Does anyone know a good supplier?

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Ahhh! I thought you were talking about Bounty Paper towels for a minute, yum!!

"This ship is filthy, Mr Christina", as they said in the transgender version of the film.

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"This ship is filthy, Mr Christina", as they said in the transgender version of the film.

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Wow what a deal! I'll a 1000!