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Posted: 29 Apr 20 17:19
Unbelievable.


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Posted: 29 Apr 20 20:50
I often enjoyed a Topic, although it was by no means my favourite.
I found it to be too nutty.
Twix was too sugary, Mars Bar too sticky, and Dairy Milk too heavy.
I don't think any chocolate bar could be described as too sensitive. Perhaps you mean your teeth, in which case I recommend a dentist.

I prefer a Bounty nowadays, which I believe is best eaten in the bath while a lizard crawls over the telephone. I have had trouble procuring lizards during the recent lockdown. Does anyone know a good supplier?


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Posted: 29 Apr 20 23:34

Quote: Sir Geoffroy Cockface

I often enjoyed a Topic, although it was by no means my favourite.
I found it to be too nutty.
Twix was too sugary, Mars Bar too sticky, and Dairy Milk too heavy.
I don't think any chocolate bar could be described as too sensitive. Perhaps you mean your teeth, in which case I recommend a dentist.

I prefer a Bounty nowadays, which I believe is best eaten in the bath while a lizard crawls over the telephone. I have had trouble procuring lizards during the recent lockdown. Does anyone know a good supplier?


Ahhh! I thought you were talking about Bounty Paper towels for a minute, yum!!

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Posted: 30 Apr 20 08:55
"This ship is filthy, Mr Christina", as they said in the transgender version of the film.

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Posted: 30 Apr 20 23:29

Quote: Erskin Quint

"This ship is filthy, Mr Christina", as they said in the transgender version of the film.


"Aye Aye Cap'n Blanche!! My what a pretty scarf you're wearing today!"

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My name is John Cooper, having 9 years of experience in Academic Field. I am dedicated, outgoing, and a cock sucker.

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Posted: 6 May 20 07:36 - Edited By: Sir Geoffroy Cockface, 6 May 20 07:36

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I was just wondering this today and also, how do you get 5000 scholars in one room with all that gas? Must smell awful!!



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Posted: 11 Jul 20 22:21

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Wow what a deal! I'll a 1000!


 
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