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sofia120
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Posted: 14 Apr 20 07:49 - Edited By: Mark, 15 Apr 20 20:12
Are you curious to know what does the Hp support assistant do? If yes, then you are in the right place. Here you would get the comprehensive guide related to the HP sauce assistant.

Are you tired of HP plopping over your worktop instead of your sausages?

Are you struggling to get the HP to come out of the bottle and is your knife too big to stick in the top of the bottle?

We know all about troubleshooting HP and we want to help people like you.

Send money now and we will help you with all your HP needs.

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 14 Apr 20 14:25
Hi sofia

are you interested in wombats?

Clive Danton
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Posted: 14 Apr 20 18:25
Hey Sofia! What's happening baby?

Listen, due to the coronavirus deal none of us have money to spare for HP hardware and shit like dat.

However, if you've got any Odessan mature women with real eyebrows on the go then I'm pretty sure Erskin would love to talk sometime, ok?

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Posted: 15 Apr 20 21:30

Quote: Clive Danton

Hey Sofia! What's happening baby?

Listen, due to the coronavirus deal none of us have money to spare for HP hardware and shit like dat.

However, if you've got any Odessan mature women with real eyebrows on the go then I'm pretty sure Erskin would love to talk sometime, ok?


Clive! Bubbeleh! Oy gevalt! What do you want I should do with these shiksas from Odessa with the eyebrows already? What kind of schnook do you take me for? In Albania they got 7 meschugenas for every mentsh. Odessa is yesterday's schlock!

Clive Danton
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Posted: 16 Apr 20 03:06
Erskin. You sound like my erstwhile tailor, Izzy Pressman from Spitalfields.
I once ran him over with my car in Whitechapel High Street
I leapt out and tenderly placed a pillow beneath his head
"Are you comfortable Izzy" I enquired
"Oyvay!" he exclaimed. "I make a living"

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Posted: 17 Apr 20 23:01

Quote: sofia120

Are you curious to know what does the Hp support assistant do? If yes, then you are in the right place. Here you would get the comprehensive guide related to the HP sauce assistant.

Are you tired of HP plopping over your worktop instead of your sausages?

Are you struggling to get the HP to come out of the bottle and is your knife too big to stick in the top of the bottle?

We know all about troubleshooting HP and we want to help people like you.

Send money now and we will help you with all your HP needs.


My Dearest Sofia, Due to social distancing restrictions I cannot cum to show you the proper techniques and methods for you to guide my HP out of the "bottle" and knife your bottle top. Please rest assured that just as soon as we get a vaccine for the nasty thingies in the air, I will be right over. Sincerely Yours JLF

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 19 Apr 20 12:53 - Edited By: Erskin Quint, 19 Apr 20 13:04

Quote: Clive Danton

Erskin. You sound like my erstwhile tailor, Izzy Pressman from Spitalfields.
I once ran him over with my car in Whitechapel High Street
I leapt out and tenderly placed a pillow beneath his head
"Are you comfortable Izzy" I enquired
"Oyvay!" he exclaimed. "I make a living"


Nice!

This is apropos:

Jewish Robot Tailors


 
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