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Obby Wilson
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Posted: 30 Mar 20 19:26
I don't really want to use this site anymore. Anyone have any tips on how to delete my account?

Dewani Unhatched
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Dewani Unhatched

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Posted: 30 Mar 20 20:00
Start a forum war - you will end up getting banned. Your welcome.

Yeah? You sold over a million books? No? Shut the fuck up then.
Dr. Billingsgate
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Posted: 30 Mar 20 20:35
There is no way to delete your account because it is embedded in the Spoof cloud. Suggest you put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye.

Also, never run for a political office. This will follow you forever.

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Dr. Billingsgate
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Posted: 30 Mar 20 21:19 - Edited By: Dr. Billingsgate, 30 Mar 20 21:20
Slim and Dirty wish you well.

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JinoLeFeeto
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Posted: 30 Mar 20 22:00

Obby, I will give a rare serious answer. PM Mark and tell him you want to leave. He can delete your account and stories. Note that you can also download your stories (forget the exact details), but it is possible. Good luck. I left once before. I can still find my stories by searching for them, so even if you get them "deleted" as Doc Bill says they are kind of in the cloud forever.

JLF




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I don't really want to use this site anymore. Anyone have any tips on how to delete my account?


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Dr. Billingsgate
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Posted: 31 Mar 20 01:04
Is this guy for real? He could have been a contender. Monkey Woods must have scared him off with his insurmountable lead.

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JinoLeFeeto
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Posted: 31 Mar 20 02:32
O B B Y Maybe an acronym not a name. Obsequious Big Bellied Yultide


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Clive Danton
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Posted: 31 Mar 20 02:58
Have you tried wiping your nob across the screen while logged in?

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Dr. Billingsgate
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Posted: 31 Mar 20 13:19
Selective amnesia might work. Just forget that you ever wrote the story that you wish to delete and go back to bed.

I'm trying to think, but nothing happens.
Dewani Unhatched
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Posted: 31 Mar 20 13:32
Go to 'writer's desk'. Click on 'delete account'. Then set fire to your laptop/computer/phone/wife.

Yeah? You sold over a million books? No? Shut the fuck up then.
Dr. Billingsgate
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Posted: 31 Mar 20 21:08

Quote: Dewani Unhatched

Go to 'writer's desk'. Click on 'delete account'. Then set fire to your laptop/computer/phone/wife.


I suggest that if you do this, you do it in inverse order.

I'm trying to think, but nothing happens.
JinoLeFeeto
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Posted: 6 Apr 20 01:36
No just spontaneously combust yourself. If you lack spontaneity chances are you won't like any other website either.

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