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Obby Wilson
Writer Registered: 22 Sep 18 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I don't really want to use this site anymore. Anyone have any tips on how to delete my account?
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Dewani Unhatched
Writer  Location: Fort Lauderdale Registered: 4 Dec 18 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Start a forum war - you will end up getting banned. Your welcome.
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Dr. Billingsgate
Academic zero, literary hero Location: Galapagos Islands Registered: 22 Feb 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
There is no way to delete your account because it is embedded in the Spoof cloud. Suggest you put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye.
Also, never run for a political office. This will follow you forever. |
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Dr. Billingsgate
Academic zero, literary hero Location: Galapagos Islands Registered: 22 Feb 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Slim and Dirty wish you well.
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JinoLeFeeto
Writer  Location: I am right here. Registered: 15 Jul 16 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Obby, I will give a rare serious answer. PM Mark and tell him you want to leave. He can delete your account and stories. Note that you can also download your stories (forget the exact details), but it is possible. Good luck. I left once before. I can still find my stories by searching for them, so even if you get them "deleted" as Doc Bill says they are kind of in the cloud forever. JLF
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Dr. Billingsgate
Academic zero, literary hero Location: Galapagos Islands Registered: 22 Feb 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Is this guy for real? He could have been a contender. Monkey Woods must have scared him off with his insurmountable lead.
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JinoLeFeeto
Writer Location: I am right here. Registered: 15 Jul 16 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
O B B Y Maybe an acronym not a name. Obsequious Big Bellied Yultide
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Danny Soz
The Rt Hon.  Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Have you tried wiping your nob across the screen while logged in?
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Dr. Billingsgate
Academic zero, literary hero Location: Galapagos Islands Registered: 22 Feb 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Selective amnesia might work. Just forget that you ever wrote the story that you wish to delete and go back to bed.
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Dewani Unhatched
Writer Location: Fort Lauderdale Registered: 4 Dec 18 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Go to 'writer's desk'. Click on 'delete account'. Then set fire to your laptop/computer/phone/wife.
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Dr. Billingsgate
Academic zero, literary hero Location: Galapagos Islands Registered: 22 Feb 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I suggest that if you do this, you do it in inverse order. |
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JinoLeFeeto
Writer Location: I am right here. Registered: 15 Jul 16 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
No just spontaneously combust yourself. If you lack spontaneity chances are you won't like any other website either.
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