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Erskin Quint
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Registered: 15 Oct 07

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Posted: 16 Mar 20 22:49
Always ahead of its time, the Spoof Forum has practiced self-isolation for years.....

SERIOUS ABOUT DRIVEL
Dewani Unhatched
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Dewani Unhatched

Location: Fort Lauderdale
Registered: 4 Dec 18

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Posted: 18 Mar 20 00:35
I remember this place used to be a buzz. The great spoof wars of 2006/07 and the second war of 2012/13 - so many came and went. Some great banter. Some arseholes, some good writers, some bad ones. Now gone. We shall never see their like again. At the going down of the sun, we shall remember them. They will not grow old. Their prose is forever young. Though went; not forgotten. A minute silence, please. Thank you. Please, carry on.

Yeah? You sold over a million books? No? Shut the fuck up then.
JinoLeFeeto
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JinoLeFeeto

Location: I am right here.
Registered: 15 Jul 16

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Posted: 22 Mar 20 01:33
The Spoof is socially distanced from everyboy and everything for some very good reasons:

Number 10. It smells really bad and its not just the writing, it is my sox.

Number 9 Jalopenoman left 2000 cigars smoking in the basement of the writers lounge and they are still smoldering.

Number 8: Mark f-ing went and got married without anybody's permission the place went to shit!

Number 7: countless people with egos and no talent, present company explosive, I mean excluded, dominated the writers chart and bitched and moaned everytime 1 star banditos appeared and told the truth.

Numero 6: Mark got married and the whole place went to shit!

Numero 5: People including writers stopped caring, because the creators of the Spoof basically gave up (Oh now he's getting truthful)

Numero 4: Countless people with egos threatened to leave then stayed and attacked other writers in the forums for months, even years before finally f-ing leaving.

Number 3: Lot of dickheads (Most of he female writers have put the males to shame).

Number 2: THere is only one registered user online. Wow is that a problem? Do you Ya thinks???????!!!!!!

Number 1: The top reason the Spoof is already permanently socially distanced from any respectability: wait for it: a complete and shocking lack of split crotch panties for sale!

"Its not that I can't help these people it's just that...I don't want to" Tom Hanks - Volunteers

 
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