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Clive Danton
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Posted: 28 Dec 19 11:18
"We're rounding 'em up in a very humane way, in a very nice way. And they're going to be very happy because they want to be legalised. And, by the way, I know it doesn't sound nice, but it is nice and not everything sounds nice." - President Donald Trump on immigration.

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Posted: 28 Dec 19 19:27
He's absolutely right! Not everythings sounds nice! Like for example,when I say Donald Trump is a fucking moron and completely morally bankrupt, I mean that in the nicest sense of the words possible. Absolutely no hatred or malice on my part.



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"We're rounding 'em up in a very humane way, in a very nice way. And they're going to be very happy because they want to be legalised. And, by the way, I know it doesn't sound nice, but it is nice and not everything sounds nice." - President Donald Trump on immigration.

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Posted: 29 Dec 19 01:15
Then vote for Pocahontas or Sanders. You will never have to write stupid stories for The Spoof to supplement your income.

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Clive Danton
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Posted: 29 Dec 19 02:08
Trump On Global Warming

"The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive."

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Posted: 29 Dec 19 02:39
Funny thing is the President has about zilch to do with the overall world economy. The 2009 Housing bubble did not happen because Bush was actively encouraging and deregulating the banking industry, anymore than Obama's efforts to prevent future predator lending practices. Both failed miserably in their efforts to influence the economy. So you see my friends we can skip the f-ing elections, save billions and all be a lot better off, because we all know those providing jobs care about us and will allow that money to trickle down and help the average joe, mary-jo, sleepy joe, and jo-jo the gorilla.




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Clive Danton
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Posted: 29 Dec 19 07:58
"If Brexit doesn't happen on October 21st this whole country will explode" - Diminutive right-wing fucknut and stunt double for R2-D2, Mark Francois.

I think you need to check the detonator, Mark old son.

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Posted: 29 Dec 19 08:06
"My administration is running like a finely-tooned machine" - President Trump shortly after a large number of his government aides had either quit or been thrown in The Big House.

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Posted: 30 Dec 19 07:26
Trump to Recruiting Sergeant - "Before we go any further, you do know I have bone spurs, right?"

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Posted: 30 Dec 19 23:52
What has that to do with Harry Maguire’s hemorrhoids keeping him out of military service? If he can play football, he sure as hell can shoot a gun.

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Posted: 31 Dec 19 07:50

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What has that to do with Harry Maguire’s hemorrhoids keeping him out of military service? If he can play football, he sure as hell can shoot a gun.


Don't mention HM, Doc. You know it upsets me. Why I outta...!

You'll like this one, Doc. This joker is a lefty, snowflake sumbitch:

"This train is absolutely ram packed!" - Labour Party leader, Jeremy Corbyn, while sitting on the floor of a half-empty train in a bid to push his policy to nationalise the railways

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Posted: 11 Jan 20 12:53
"We won the argument" - Jeremy Corbyn after being handed a king-sized can of Whup-Ass by the Tories in the general election

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