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Johnny Shlep
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Posted: 21 Sep 19 04:59
Zhukov was ruthless, Rommel was tactically superb, Montogmery was inventive and adored by his men while Patton was an egomaniac prone to recklessness in the face of unlikely odds.


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Posted: 24 Sep 19 13:15
I don't know any Japanese WWII generals but I should imagine they were all short in stature and unnecessarily cruel.

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Posted: 24 Sep 19 15:37

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I don't know any Japanese WWII generals but I should imagine they were all short in stature and unnecessarily cruel.


You forget Jimmy "Origami" Kyushi of Yokohama, who was so tall he had to bend over to fit inside an aeroplane. He was 5ft 10.
They found him still fighting in the jungles of Guam in the mid-1970s, not knowing the war had ended. Soon after they brought him back home, he died of a heart attack when he saw a karaoke machine for the first time. His last words were "please stop the boogie".


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Posted: 24 Sep 19 16:24
5' 10" ??

His mum must have stood him in a pot of Baby Bio when he was a nipper.

Karaoke machines?

I've got one in my front room

Last Saturday night, I started belting out a few 60s classics and the neighbours loved it so much they called the feds so they could have a listen too.

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Posted: 25 Sep 19 05:27
THAT'S MY FINAL WORD ON THIS ONE!

Johnny Shlep
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Posted: 25 Sep 19 05:28
UNLESS I THINK OF ANY MORE GENERALS!

Johnny Shlep
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Posted: 25 Sep 19 05:28
THAT'S MY FINAL WORD ON THIS ONE!

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Posted: 25 Sep 19 05:29
IN ALL PROBABILITY!!!

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Posted: 3 Oct 19 17:04
I like the Frank Carson joke where he says (said?) that when he was a kid they were so poor that his Mam had to get all their clothes from War on Want.

One year he had to go to school dressed as a Japanese Admiral.

Just sayin'.

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Posted: 3 Oct 19 22:10
It was the way he told them.

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Posted: 4 Oct 19 07:49
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Posted: 5 Oct 19 11:12
I don't care about anyone's final worms.


 
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