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Johnny Shlep
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Claustrophobics. Allay your fear of being in confined spaces such as lifts by entering them while looking through the wrong end of a pair of binoculars.
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Johnny Shlep
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Single men. Replicate married life by tuning your radio between stations so that it emits a constant high-pitched whine.
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Purple Girl
Writer Registered: 9 Jun 17 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
So this is more for stuff like this:
https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyprolifetips/ |
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Johnny Shlep
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Excellent. I shall go and ply my jocular trade in there then.
Do they pay well, do you know? Only, Viz magazine gave me £5 for one that I sent in during the 1980s |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater  Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I went to that reddit site. It's not as funny as Viz.
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Johnny Shlep
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I glanced at my receipt from Screwfix last week and that was funnier than the Reddit site too.
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