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Johnny Shlep
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Posted: 12 Sep 19 17:10
Claustrophobics. Allay your fear of being in confined spaces such as lifts by entering them while looking through the wrong end of a pair of binoculars.

Johnny Shlep
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Posted: 12 Sep 19 17:35
Single men. Replicate married life by tuning your radio between stations so that it emits a constant high-pitched whine.

Purple Girl
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Posted: 12 Sep 19 18:12
So this is more for stuff like this:

https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyprolifetips/



Johnny Shlep
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Posted: 12 Sep 19 18:21
Excellent. I shall go and ply my jocular trade in there then.

Do they pay well, do you know?

Only, Viz magazine gave me £5 for one that I sent in during the 1980s

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Posted: 15 Sep 19 19:38
I went to that reddit site. It's not as funny as Viz.



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Posted: 16 Sep 19 03:46 - Edited By: Johnny Shlep, 16 Sep 19 03:46
I glanced at my receipt from Screwfix last week and that was funnier than the Reddit site too.


 
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