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Mark
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Posted: 5 Aug 19 20:38
Hey all

Sorry The Spoof's been offline since yesterday.

The hard drive had a catastrophic failure and it's taken time today to repair and recover.

All back up and running.

Thank you all for your understanding.

Please let me know if you encounter any issues and I'll look into it as soon as I can.

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Johnny Shlep
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Posted: 6 Aug 19 01:25 - Edited By: Johnny Shlep, 6 Aug 19 01:26
I encountered issues with my wife yesterday

She expected me to take the bins out, despite heavy showers in the London area.

Also, her macaroni cheese was not up to the required standard

Your prompt attention to this unreasonable and lax behaviour would be greatly appreciated

Yours etc...

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Posted: 6 Aug 19 01:28
Unfortunately, there are some things which just cannot be done.

You're on your own with your that one, Johnny.

All the best.


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Johnny Shlep
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Posted: 6 Aug 19 01:47
Yes, unfortunately, that's what the marriage guidance counsellor said too. Tsk.

Mark
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Posted: 6 Aug 19 08:05
The best macaroni cheese I had was at the Waldorf Astoria in New York.

It's a slog to go for just a bite to eat, but the weather forecast is looking good for next week.

I'd worry about the bin status on your return though.

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Johnny Shlep
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Posted: 7 Aug 19 03:24
I bet they called it: 'macaroni AND cheese'

Bloody colonials! Coming over 'ere, adding conjunctions to our favourite grub!



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Posted: 7 Aug 19 20:47
This requires Trump to take action. Make hard drives great again!

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Posted: 10 Aug 19 06:23
Johnny Shlep
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Posted: 10 Aug 19 06:46
Nice one.

A hearty meal with a bullet

Purple Girl
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Posted: 10 Aug 19 15:05

Quote: Johnny Shlep

Nice one.

A hearty meal with a bullet


If you dig through an image search, you can even find a Glock in mac and cheese with the shells as a topping.

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Posted: 11 Aug 19 04:15

Quote: Purple Girl


Quote: Johnny Shlep

Nice one.

A hearty meal with a bullet


If you dig through an image search, you can even find a Glock in mac and cheese with the shells as a topping.


You gotta love the interweb, PG.

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Posted: 12 Aug 19 18:22
Also, there is a pic of a Glock in an avocado sauce. I guess you can call that Glockamole.


 
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