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Hey all

Sorry The Spoof's been offline since yesterday.

The hard drive had a catastrophic failure and it's taken time today to repair and recover.

All back up and running.

Thank you all for your understanding.

Please let me know if you encounter any issues and I'll look into it as soon as I can.

I encountered issues with my wife yesterday

She expected me to take the bins out, despite heavy showers in the London area.

Also, her macaroni cheese was not up to the required standard

Your prompt attention to this unreasonable and lax behaviour would be greatly appreciated

Yours etc...

Unfortunately, there are some things which just cannot be done.

You're on your own with your that one, Johnny.

All the best.

Yes, unfortunately, that's what the marriage guidance counsellor said too. Tsk.

The best macaroni cheese I had was at the Waldorf Astoria in New York.

It's a slog to go for just a bite to eat, but the weather forecast is looking good for next week.

I'd worry about the bin status on your return though.

I bet they called it: 'macaroni AND cheese'

Bloody colonials! Coming over 'ere, adding conjunctions to our favourite grub!

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Mac and cheese.

Nice one.

A hearty meal with a bullet

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Quote: Johnny Shlep

Nice one.

A hearty meal with a bullet

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If you dig through an image search, you can even find a Glock in mac and cheese with the shells as a topping.

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Quote: Purple Girl

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Quote: Johnny Shlep

Nice one.

A hearty meal with a bullet

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If you dig through an image search, you can even find a Glock in mac and cheese with the shells as a topping.

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You gotta love the interweb, PG.

Also, there is a pic of a Glock in an avocado sauce. I guess you can call that Glockamole.