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Johnny Shlep

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Posted: 27 Jul 19 01:34 - Edited By: Johnny Shlep, 27 Jul 19 01:39

Fake news obviously, but if you read that headline a few times and repeat it to yourself regularly throughout the day I guarantee that your mood will become lighter and there will be a clearly discernible extra spring in your step.

Give it a try

I already did and it works!

JinoLeFeeto

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Posted: 27 Jul 19 05:12

By Jingo! You're right!! I...I... Feel evil again!!! WHahahahahaha!

Quote: Johnny Shlep

Fake news obviously, but if you read that headline a few times and repeat it to yourself regularly throughout the day I guarantee that your mood will become lighter and there will be a clearly discernible extra spring in your step.

Give it a try

I already did and it works!

Johnny Shlep

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Posted: 27 Jul 19 06:03

Quote: JinoLeFeeto

By Jingo! You're right!! I...I... Feel evil again!!! WHahahahahaha!

Quote: Johnny Shlep

Fake news obviously, but if you read that headline a few times and repeat it to yourself regularly throughout the day I guarantee that your mood will become lighter and there will be a clearly discernible extra spring in your step.

Give it a try

I already did and it works!

Told ya Jean!

So let's keep this going

What would be your favourite headline to wake up to?

Mine would be along the lines of: NIGEL FARAGE RUN OVER BY SPIKED STEAMROLLER...TWICE.

JinoLeFeeto

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Posted: 28 Jul 19 01:23

Melania Trump Breaks Down In Interview: Complains Of Repressed Pussy Grabbing Episodes Before Marrying The Don

Damn may have to right that one.

Johnny Shlep

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Posted: 28 Jul 19 02:44

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Melania Trump Breaks Down In Interview: Complains Of Repressed Pussy Grabbing Episodes Before Marrying The Don

Damn may have to right that one.

You'd never get that headline past the sub-editor, mate

Monkey Woods

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Posted: 28 Jul 19 02:54

Quote: Johnny Shlep

You'd never get that headline past the sub-editor, mate

The headline would be fine, but not this:

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Damn may have to right that one.

Johnny Shlep

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Posted: 28 Jul 19 07:16

I'm making no comment

I somehow don't feel it would be write.

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