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Anyone fancy forming a Spoof Walking Football team?

We could register in a league or something.

It'd have to be walking though, because all these years of drink, women, drugs and celebrity have given me corns, so I can't run all that fast any more.

We could call ourselves the Spoof Strollers or something and play our home games at Villa Park, because it's roughly in the middle.

We could walk rings round most I reckon.

Anyone interested?

Regards

Skoob.

I'm up for it. Not sure I'd be totally reliable though, especially as there's no direct bus service.

If anyone is interested in making a fancy spoofy football team, I would also love to be a part of that team because https://I'm-a-dick-writing--essay-writing-services-for-education-which-i-write-with-my-dick-dipped-in-ink means something great to me. I want to register myself in the league but I am not aware of procedure.

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Quote: Darnell Febo

I want to register myself in the league but I am not aware of procedure.

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Dear Darnell,

Do you mean "the procedure"?

Yours sincerely,

Donkey Wooms

Yep I'l play so long as it's in goal. My current transfer fee is £234 million though. Oh and I don't do small aircraft anymore

Too soon?

Sounds kinda strenuous to me.

Could we play sit-down football?

Pass it! No, you dickhead, I'm over here. I ain't getting it, you kicked it, you stand up.

We could play football by post perhaps? Or what about morse code?