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Mark
Spoofer-in-Chief ![]() Location: Lancaster, England Registered: 8 Apr 03 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
So, assuming everyone is the same as I am, I never knew it was possible to "see" anything when you close your eyes.
Blows my mind. Similarly, the comedian Jason Manford has a bit in his stand-up routine where he references bum wiping technique. Apparently, 50% of people do it stood up, and the other half do it sat down, and neither know the other half exist.
Anyway, I'm not going to ask how you wipe your bum (I used to be a stander, but now I'm a sitter after I saw someone do it in a movie, if you have to know), but do you see anything when you close your eyes? Hopefully not an image of me wiping my bum - I charge for that.
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater ![]() Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
When I was a kid I could see all kinds of stuff in the dark.
Re arse-wiping, I suspect a lot of people don't bother much. Especially once you take the desperate state of most people in the world into account. Also throughout "history", sanitation and "personal hygiene" would never be a priority, yet here we are. Still don't understand how you can do it sitting down. |
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Purple Girl
Writer Registered: 9 Jun 17 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I usually tend to see random images. If I concentrate, I can change or manipulate them.
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Johnny Shlep
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At present, I see Harry Maguire, and, also, Doc Billingsgate carrying a gun.
As to the seated, bottom-wiping conundrum. It can be achieved using a long-handled back-scratcher or a hand on a spring. Now, for God's sake settle down. |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater ![]() Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Ah. But is it "you" that sees, or just "your" eyes, or rather, your visual cortex, or perhaps your optical nerves etc? Or some combination of the preceding? Where is the "you" amid all this biological paraphernalia?
Who can say? Who can say whether there is actually any "who" there to say? With reference to the age-old conundrum, viz, "where do we go when we die?" As in, do we go to heaven or similar; or do we just cease to exist. Both seem equally preposterous, but what if we never existed to begin with? That would solve the enigma would it not? |
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