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Erskin Quint
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Posted: 14 Oct 18 22:03

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat.
For his Hat was a hundred and two feet wide,
With ribbons and bibbons on every side
And bells, and buttons, and loops, and lace,
So that nobody ever could see the face
Of the Quangle Wangle Quee.


The Quangle Wangle said
To himself on the Crumpetty Tree, —
"Jam; and jelly; and bread;
"Are the best of food for me!
"But the longer I live on this Crumpetty Tree
"The plainer than ever it seems to me
"That very few people come this way
"And that life on the whole is far from gay!"
Said the Quangle Wangle Quee.




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victor nicholas
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Posted: 14 Oct 18 23:09
This is so jiffin jaffen, I'm trebly whiffen sounger messen, noddy noddy.

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Sir Geoffroy Cockface
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Posted: 16 Oct 18 18:25
Sounds a bit leary to me.

Can't you spout your own bollocks?


Sir Geoffroy Cockface
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Posted: 16 Oct 18 18:32
The cock-a-cock, it has three cocks.
It gallops on hooves and needs no socks.
Around its throat hang cuckoo clocks.
It goes to sleep to Ultravox.


Erskin Quint
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Posted: 16 Oct 18 20:36
Dear Msr Duckface,

It's pure Lear, yes.

Need to educate the masses.

Not that there are any masses around here.

I'd try to spout my own bollocks if I had time.

Yours etc,

Morris Oxford,
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Quote: Sir Geoffroy Cockface

Sounds a bit leary to me.

Can't you spout your own bollocks?


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