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Sir Geoffroy Cockface
Writer Registered: 29 Aug 15 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Have you spotted my camelopard? He is yellow, spotted, not been spotted since Tuesday, answers to the name of Gregory.
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Dr. Billingsgate
Academic zero, literary hero Location: Galapagos Islands Registered: 22 Feb 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yes. I painted his gums with Gentian violet because I observed signs of fungal growth. Hopefully, he will recover. In any event, he will be easily recognized.
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Sir Geoffroy Cockface
Writer Registered: 29 Aug 15 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Fungal growth is fun, for the gals, literally. I haven't given Gregory a peck in at least 24 hours now and I fear that a rival zoo has captured him.
Have you observed any new camelopards in your local zoo? If so, contact this hotline: 00-00-0000-0001 and press 7 at the beep. |
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Dr. Billingsgate
Academic zero, literary hero Location: Galapagos Islands Registered: 22 Feb 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I recently had a private tour through the San Diego Zoo arranged by the Australian Consulate General. Mostly saw animals indigenous to Aus. Got to go through feeding areas not part of regular tours. Got to pet Tasmanian Devil and feed Koalas. Didn’t see your pet. Maybe next time.
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Get the FREE one-click dictionary software for Windows or the iPhone/iPad and Android apps. Noun: camelopard ku'me-lu,paa(r)d. Usage: archaic. Tallest living quadruped; having a spotted coat and small horns and very long neck and legs; of savannahs of tropical Africa. You can also, check https://192-168-1-1ip.info/192-168-8-1/ for more information.
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater  Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Would you be willing to invest in an eohippus stable?
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victor nicholas
Doc  Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Dear Dr.
This sounds very interesting. What did they feed you?
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