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Posted: 26 Aug 18 14:10 - Edited By: victor nicholas, 26 Aug 18 14:13
They even put the pope in a glass cage on a truck when he visited.

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Posted: 27 Aug 18 17:35
I think he would look good in formaldehyde.

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Posted: 28 Aug 18 00:18 - Edited By: victor nicholas, 28 Aug 18 02:35
You could fill his pope mobile plexi-case with him in it.

It would be like a giant snow globe.


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I think he would look good in formaldehyde.


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Posted: 28 Aug 18 10:14
And get Damien Hurst to cut him in two.

They could call it "The impossibility of organised religion in the mind of someone sensible".

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Posted: 28 Aug 18 20:43
The logistics would be difficult. You’d have to tie his feet to the base or he’d float around in his white dress like a ghost. If Mr Hurst cut him in half inside his snow globe would we see his soul shining in the middle...or not?

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Posted: 29 Aug 18 00:38
I think short lengths of rope tied to his ankles would allow some lifelike motion at bumps in the road while safely preventing him from unrestrained action

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The logistics would be difficult. You’d have to tie his feet to the base or he’d float around in his white dress like a ghost. If Mr Hurst cut him in half inside his snow globe would we see his soul shining in the middle...or not?


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Posted: 29 Aug 18 00:44
Yes but think of the possibilities if you cut him in half, then he could tour in two countries at the same time! "Today the western half of the Poop was in Ireland, while the eastern half was in Los Angelos. Both halves agreed that women should be allowed in the clergy."

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Posted: 29 Aug 18 01:54
Yes, go forth and multiply.

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Posted: 29 Aug 18 09:20
Do you think he looks like a shark? I think he looks like a shark. Only when he's underwater, mind.


Or is it the other way round?

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Posted: 29 Aug 18 23:17 - Edited By: victor nicholas, 29 Aug 18 23:18
Bishops would look more like a shark in the water wearing their mitre, a two finned shark.

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Posted: 30 Aug 18 02:25

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Bishops would look more like a shark in the water wearing their mitre, a two finned shark.


Would the head be the tail of the shark or vice versa? (sorry didnt mean to swear).

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Posted: 30 Aug 18 15:43
If they were underwater for long enough they would just look like corpses.

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Posted: 31 Aug 18 00:33

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If they were underwater for long enough they would just look like corpses.



Then you could hang treble hooks off their feet and use 'em for fishing.

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Posted: 31 Aug 18 02:39
Twenty minute full immersion baptisms?

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Posted: 1 Sep 18 12:30
After 20 it really shouldn't matter how long...

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