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victor nicholas
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Posted: 24 Aug 18 02:46 - Edited By: victor nicholas, 24 Aug 18 02:52
it's not safe to walk the streets in Christchurch.

Thieves are reported racing from orchards on scooters with duvet covers full of avocados.

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Posted: 24 Aug 18 15:28
Due to the hilariously unruly weather everything is either dying unexpectedly or ripening at the same time in great quantities. I have a friend swapping favours for plums and if anyone else offers me tomatoes I will personally shove one up their aperture ( although they are only being kind). Avocados I would consider though definitely. Not figs though. I used to love figs until I discovered that they are fertilised by tiny wasps which then die and decompose inside them. Definitely not figs.

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Posted: 24 Aug 18 15:45
Ever been stung by a bee?


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Posted: 24 Aug 18 22:52
Yes, I carry an epi-pen for that very purpose. It’s just so difficult to get it in to a flying bee, it’s almost pointless.

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Posted: 25 Aug 18 01:11

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Yes, I carry an epi-pen for that very purpose. It’s just so difficult to get it in to a flying bee, it’s almost pointless.[/blockquote

You need to swat them down and step on them first, then you can stick em good.

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Posted: 25 Aug 18 21:45
Gendarmes giving chase caused criminals on scooters to crash into a fruit stand of limes creating guacamole destroying the evidence.


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it's not safe to walk the streets in Christchurch.

Thieves are reported racing from orchards on scooters with duvet covers full of avocados.


"Vottznewpuzzykatt?"

 
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