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victor nicholas
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Posted: 6 Aug 18 17:45
Are you in favour?

Q: Breakfast with a Scott
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No
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Not unless I'm married to one
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What's for breakfast
66%
Is this a morning show
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Posted: 6 Aug 18 17:59 - Edited By: carina-eta, 6 Aug 18 18:00
Do you mean a Scot? Or a Scott as in a person named such.
If a Scot, then there are pluses and minuses. The view of the herons over the firth- plus. They make their porridge with water and salt- minus. I’m in a quandary so can’t answer without clarifications.

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Posted: 6 Aug 18 18:42 - Edited By: victor nicholas, 7 Aug 18 01:28
This really is a matter of choice and possibilities

1. A Scot
2. A person named Scott
3. A Scot named Scott
4. Gil Scott-Heron, speaking of herons

There could be more as well and I could be totally wrong also.

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Posted: 7 Aug 18 21:16
Ah. I have breakfast with a Scott every day. Apart from the days when I don't have breakfast, which are far and few.

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Posted: 7 Aug 18 22:11
Is there a Scottish theme of sorts?

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Posted: 8 Aug 18 14:41
For breakfast this morning I had Mutton Jeff. It was splendid, the only meal named after me. That is if you forget about Geoff Cobbler and Cockface Julienne (also the name of my uncle).

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Posted: 8 Aug 18 20:35
I had mutton dressed as lamb. Not for breakfast though. It won’t fit under the lidded silver serving platter with the coddled eggs and kedgeree.

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Posted: 11 Aug 18 03:55
If the mutton was dressed in a waistcoat and a top hat it might make for a fine dinner companion.


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I had mutton dressed as lamb. Not for breakfast though. It won’t fit under the lidded silver serving platter with the coddled eggs and kedgeree.


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