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Ice Queen of the North

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Posted: 29 Jul 18 15:06
Here’s a few examples..

I used to date an electrician but we couldn’t keep the spark in the relationship.

I used to date a dog walker but she was just leading me up the garden path.

I used to date someone on benefits but it just wasn’t working.

Someone tried to make my life not worth living and NOW they're trying to kill me!
Erskin Quint
Erskin Quint

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Posted: 29 Jul 18 17:48
I used to date a girl who worked at a sewage plant, but we were just going through the motions.

I used to date an ice-skater, but we were on thin ice, and she ran rings round me.

I used to be a contortionist and dated a fellow contortionist but we were too wrapped up in ourselves. After we split up I came into my own.


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