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Posted: 22 Jul 18 01:42
Run forward, throw the ball backwards

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Posted: 22 Jul 18 07:50
Brexit has a lot in common with Coventry too.

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Posted: 22 Jul 18 09:33
If British politics was to be compared to a sport, it would surely be welly-wanging?

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Posted: 22 Jul 18 12:23
Are you trying to bring the fine art of welly-wanging into disrepute?

Cricket makes a good Brexit analogy: lots of pointless obscure rules, endless debates about in and out, and a bunch of English dotards sipping warm beer while the wife shags a Frenchman.

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Posted: 22 Jul 18 21:52


So to recap, welly-wanging is based on lots of pointless obscure rules, endless debates about in and out, and a bunch of English dotards sipping warm beer while the wife shags a Frenchman.

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Posted: 22 Jul 18 22:09
Non, monsieur!

You fail to distinguish between the fine art of welly-wanging, and cricket. Let me explain welly-wanging. We all did it, didn't we? Trying to toss the welly as far as we can. It's basically the Olympic discus but with a welly. It should be an Olympic event and it probably will be in 2028 Beirut.

On the other hand, you have cricket. Pointless obscure rules, endless debates about in and out, and a bunch of English dotards sipping warm beer while the wife shags a Frenchman.


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Posted: 22 Jul 18 22:14
Sorry, I forgot what the original analogy was.

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Posted: 22 Jul 18 22:57
Thank you for explaining things, this is now utterley confusing. Your obvious mastery of French leads me to believe that you should keep your distance from the wives of Englishmen.


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Non, monsieur!

You fail to distinguish between the fine art of welly-wanging, and cricket. Let me explain welly-wanging. We all did it, didn't we? Trying to toss the welly as far as we can. It's basically the Olympic discus but with a welly. It should be an Olympic event and it probably will be in 2028 Beirut.

On the other hand, you have cricket. Pointless obscure rules, endless debates about in and out, and a bunch of English dotards sipping warm beer while the wife shags a Frenchman.


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Posted: 23 Jul 18 05:48
Cursed roastbeef! You have penetrated my disguise.

I confess, I was sent here on a three part mission:
1. Infiltrate a top satirical website in the UK (I’m not sure I managed this)
2. Undermine “the will of the people” by writing witty satirical articles about the folly of Brexit (again, not sure I really did this)
3. Shag lots of English women with my big French cock. (Yup! Did that.)

What did you expect from someone with the name Geoffroy?


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Posted: 24 Jul 18 20:32
This is all very well, but what has any of this got to do with narwhals?

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Posted: 26 Jul 18 03:09
Narwhals like belugas and Boris Johnson have large forehead melons believed to be used to process sensory stimulation.

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