Discussion Forum

---

Simonfromharlow school trip tweets 'largely fictional'

A dad whose account of helping out on a school trip captivated Twitter has admitted it was "largely fictional".

Users were hooked to Simon Smith's "hilarious" tweets describing the "utter carnage" of a day out involving 60 ten-year-olds.

---

All that's missing is being set in Southeast Asia and it's a Moys Kenwood spoof.

No, but I am "a joke that's got a little out of hand".

I think Alan Rickman said that once about his penis.

You tinker!

confirming my statement...

---

Quote: Jaggedone

confirming my statement...

---

Which one, J? Was it this one?:

---

Quote: Jaggedone

So that was the straw that broke the camel's back, I'm out of here and may never come back

---

Time's a great healer, isn't it, J? Even five minutes.

Was it this one?:

---

Quote: Jaggedone

Cheers all fellow spoofers, we might meet again in a real satirical news site, certainly not this one.

---

Aw, what a shame to have to go back on your word like that!

---

Quote: Jaggedone

Yes, I will have a break

---

Just a short one, right?

---

Quote: Jaggedone

(To Mark Lowton - the owner of the site)

Maybe see you again, but first you have to change your rather pedantic and pathetic strategy here.

---

That told him, didn't it, J?

Was it this statement?:

---

Quote: Jaggedone

I refuse to waste my time any more here until our editor wakes up.

---

My final guess:

---

Quote: Jaggedone

I never use bum celebs to spoof because I am just too good to stoop so low.

---

Saved the best for last. Hope you are well.