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Erskin Quint
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Posted: 25 Apr 18 09:00
All this trouble about owls made me anxious, so I rang the Owl Help Line, to see if I could get some owl advice.

It's an easy number to remember:

2820!

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Posted: 25 Apr 18 11:40 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 25 Apr 18 11:41
Dear Sir,

I dunno. Twenny-eyt twenny. But then, I could also remember it as:

20820

as in twenny (20) eyt (eight) twenny (20)

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Posted: 25 Apr 18 20:46
Two eight two oh!

Oh please yourselves.

I've seen more life at a séance. It's like the Glasgow Empire in here.


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Posted: 1 May 18 07:44 - Edited By: Jaggedone, 1 May 18 07:47
I once had the displeasure of visiting Glasgow; it was quite 'Gorbal!'

But I did see a Dali there, and that was quite 'Gorgeous!'

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Posted: 1 May 18 18:53

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It's like the Glasgow Empire in here.


I don't remember learning about the Empire of the Glaswegians in history.

Was that when Jimmy the Conqueror extended his lands as far as Kirkintilloch, before he ran out of Special Brew?


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Posted: 1 May 18 19:20
Oh here we go. A bloody heckler now.

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