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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater  Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
All this trouble about owls made me anxious, so I rang the Owl Help Line, to see if I could get some owl advice.
It's an easy number to remember: 2820! |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape  Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Dear Sir,
I dunno. Twenny-eyt twenny. But then, I could also remember it as: 20820 as in twenny (20) eyt (eight) twenny (20) Yours, John Howl Barnstaple |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Two eight two oh!
Oh please yourselves. I've seen more life at a séance. It's like the Glasgow Empire in here. |
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Jaggedone
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I once had the displeasure of visiting Glasgow; it was quite 'Gorbal!'
But I did see a Dali there, and that was quite 'Gorgeous!' |
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Sir Geoffroy Cockface
Writer Registered: 29 Aug 15 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I don't remember learning about the Empire of the Glaswegians in history. Was that when Jimmy the Conqueror extended his lands as far as Kirkintilloch, before he ran out of Special Brew? |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Oh here we go. A bloody heckler now.
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