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Erskin Quint
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Posted: 3 Apr 18 10:39
Dear Splaff

I feel that I must protest against the monstrous cruelty of the under-mentioned Quorn Hunt.

The Quorn Hunt

What pleasure can these aristocratic morons derive from persecuting a mere defenceless Quorn?

I myself forswore any Quorn products in favour of the likes of chicken, whose living conditions are never subject to the horrors of The Quorn Hunt.

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Ann Apeling
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Posted: 3 Apr 18 14:23
Sir,

On the same subject, I should respectfully like to enquire about the 'audience choices' one is permitted to select when publishing a new news story or magazine article. The choices are US or UK. Does this mean that, if I were to select 'US' that only readers in the US would see the story, and that my 'fans' in the UK and around the rest of the world would miss out?

I could not bear this, despite the fact that I am desperate for points, hoping, as I am, to overtake Gail Farrelly in this lifetime.

Please help!

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Erskin Quint
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Posted: 3 Apr 18 14:43
Dear Spoffl

in pursuance to my learned friend's diatribe, I would fain enquire, as to why there only 2 options (notice that I did not write "2 choices"; there is one choice and 2 options)?

Why, for instance, is there no option to select "Honduras"?

Not to mention Albania, whose love for Norman Wisdom knows no bounds. They are particularly fond of the works of the 10th century sage Robert Discarde, I believe. And yet one cannot ply one's trade in such an arena!

yours

Yestyn Boulevarde
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Erskin Quint
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Posted: 3 Apr 18 19:15
Don't go there, you'd need to be 24/7 spoofing which can't be healthy.


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Sir,

I could not bear this, despite the fact that I am desperate for points, hoping, as I am, to overtake Gail Farrelly in this lifetime.

Please help!

Wonkey Moods
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Monkey Woods
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Posted: 4 Apr 18 00:42
So, is that a 'yes' or a 'no'?

Thing is, I'm usually a very decisive person, but I'm finding it increasingly difficult to decise - yes, I said "decise" - on the audience which would be most beneficial for me to gain enough Spoofpoints to overhaul both Jaggedone and Gail.

Any help would be greatly appreciated.

Yours despairingly

John Points
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Monkey Woods
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Posted: 4 Apr 18 00:42
So, is that a 'yes' or a 'no'?

Thing is, I'm usually a very decisive person, but I'm finding it increasingly difficult to decise - yes, I said "decise" - on the audience which would be most beneficial for me to gain enough Spoofpoints to overhaul both Jaggedone and Gail.

Any help would be greatly appreciated.

Yours despairingly

John Points
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Posted: 4 Apr 18 06:38
TBH dear MW, you may have my points as topping the Spoof Charts or catching QM is like United catching City! So, I declare my points belong now to you, meaning you are now Numero Uno...And I sincerely congratulate your masterful efforts in toppling such an icon!!

She's as godly as Ronaldo's overhead...

Nutters United...
Monkey Woods
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Posted: 4 Apr 18 11:57 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 4 Apr 18 11:58
How do we do the transaction?

Like a bank transfer?

And thanks, JO! This means SO much to me! Please don't tell anybody though!

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Posted: 4 Apr 18 14:24
I will send a transaction formula per PM to our beloved editor, and he can do the rest. While he's at it, he can get that anti-Nigerian out of here...!!

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Posted: 4 Apr 18 14:51
I believe the writer is an Algerian girl with a far-from-perfect command of the English language, but who can write well enough to be incisive on major issues. I also believe 'her stuff' was written at a time when Moslem people were the victims of a certain amount of racism themselves. I further believe that she may have been trying to 'redress the balance' of anti-Islamic sentiment that was normal back then.

Or I was.

One or the other.

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Posted: 4 Apr 18 15:02
MW, as you know, this is a fun, spoof site, and although political satire is part of that, racism isn't, in any form..

Points are on their way BTW

Nutters United...

 
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