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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater  Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Twas down by the glenside, I met an old woman
A-plucking young nettles, she ne’er saw me coming I listened a while to the song she was humming Glory O, Glory O, to the bold Fenian men |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Your genius is beyond reproach
Can I hire you as my coach? |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape  Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I reproach it!
I mean, who plucks young nettles? J. Constipate Rochdale |
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victor nicholas
Doc  Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Tarry na tarry me Fenian sons
Strong shoulders lean hard Ta man's work is all done, At home mudder's breast feeds the child Good fortune has won |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
I once met a sidewinder on a desert dune
It bit my hand and I started to swoon However a Fata Morgana saved my paralysis As I got drunk in a Freudian oasis |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Not sure what you lads are sniffing but I wasn't fuckin about:
Down by the Glenside Not that I am a Fenian or any other persuasion. |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
No sniffing here I'm afraid, I was however smoking dried nettles in a Meerschaum pipe carved in the likeness of a sea serpent that shape shifted momentarily into a pacing bear made of vibrating purple and yellow lightning bolts.
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Sir Geoffroy Cockface
Writer Registered: 29 Aug 15 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Wow, your poem is so popular that someone has recorded it on YouTube already! I still don't get what it's about. It is literally all Greek to me. |
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