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Erskin Quint
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Posted: 21 Mar 18 22:23
Twas down by the glenside, I met an old woman
A-plucking young nettles, she ne’er saw me coming
I listened a while to the song she was humming
Glory O, Glory O, to the bold Fenian men


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Posted: 22 Mar 18 08:25
Your genius is beyond reproach
Can I hire you as my coach?

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Posted: 22 Mar 18 14:18 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 22 Mar 18 14:19
I reproach it!
I mean, who plucks young nettles?

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Posted: 25 Mar 18 01:30
Tarry na tarry me Fenian sons
Strong shoulders lean hard
Ta man's work is all done,
At home mudder's breast feeds the child
Good fortune has won


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Posted: 25 Mar 18 11:02
I once met a sidewinder on a desert dune
It bit my hand and I started to swoon
However a Fata Morgana saved my paralysis
As I got drunk in a Freudian oasis

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Posted: 25 Mar 18 19:49
Not sure what you lads are sniffing but I wasn't fuckin about:

Down by the Glenside


Not that I am a Fenian or any other persuasion.

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Posted: 25 Mar 18 21:51 - Edited By: victor nicholas, 26 Mar 18 02:10
No sniffing here I'm afraid, I was however smoking dried nettles in a Meerschaum pipe carved in the likeness of a sea serpent that shape shifted momentarily into a pacing bear made of vibrating purple and yellow lightning bolts.

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Posted: 26 Mar 18 05:32

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Down by the Glenside




Wow, your poem is so popular that someone has recorded it on YouTube already!

I still don't get what it's about. It is literally all Greek to me.



 
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