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Erskin Quint
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Erskin Quint

Registered: 15 Oct 07

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Posted: 20 Mar 18 21:46
"Ethel, come and look at this daft cunt", cried Beethoven, as the wan moonlight covered the garden like a shroud. "He's dressed as Father Christmas."

Mark
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Location: Lancaster, England
Registered: 8 Apr 03

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Posted: 21 Mar 18 12:26
I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of golden daffodils;
Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
Pricked in my arse, dangled 'twixt the knees.


 
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