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Posted: 25 Feb 18 20:39
Dear Spaff,

having purchased a copy of your magazine at Carnforth Station (I was visiting the station as a pilgrimage, since I am a great fan of the film "Gone With The Wind"), I feel I must write to complain about the poor quality of the articles in it.

It is full of semi-literate drivel about someone called "Trump", and awful gibberish that seems to have been penned by teenagers on drugs.

Imagine my disappointment when I espied a section on "limericks", only to discover that hardly any of the verses in that section were in fact worthy of that name. Edward Lear would be turning in his grave, had he not been cremated, which he wasn't - a double negative that only supplies further proof of the point I am making.


Yours faithfully,

Helen Highwater
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