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Posted: 20 Feb 18 01:04
Is this part of Brexit negotiations?

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Posted: 20 Feb 18 03:27 - Edited By: Dr. Billingsgate, 20 Feb 18 03:30
I can speak with some authority on this issue. I raised chickens when I was a teenager and worked in a poultry processing plant during the summers of my college years. The only reason that you should ever run out of chickens is that the chickens sensed that they were being set up for slaughter.

Believe me, no chicken, whether a Rhode Island Red or just a common place spring chicken wants to have his neck rung just so an ersatz Kentucky Colonel can make a fast buck. There lies the problem. Solve that and you will have an endless line of chickens volunteering to jump into the broaster to serve you, the common man.

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Posted: 20 Feb 18 15:51

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Britain runs out of chicken


How did Britain get inside the chicken in the first place?

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Posted: 20 Feb 18 21:21
Don't panic. We've still got the pantomime geese.

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Posted: 20 Feb 18 22:26
Cock-a-doodle-do, that’s my old hen.
She lays eggs the best she kin.
Sometimes nine, sometimes ten.
But that won’t help the KFC spin,
As their franchises take it on the chin.

Cock-a-doodle-do, that’s my old hen.

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Posted: 21 Feb 18 00:02
So where did the chicken in Britain go to?

Can we equate this to bravery?

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Posted: 21 Feb 18 03:11

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So where did the chicken in Britain go to?

Can we equate this to bravery?


Don’t egg them on. They took one in the gizzard for Team Leghorn

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Posted: 21 Feb 18 20:58
Hens. Not chicken.

Spangled orpingtons are my favourites.

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Posted: 22 Feb 18 04:30
I had chicken last night. No problem here.

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Posted: 23 Feb 18 04:31
A creepy kind of Where's Waldo with a chicken

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Posted: 23 Feb 18 17:38
If you love chicken, try ChickFila. Best chicken sandwich in USA

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