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victor nicholas
Doc ![]() Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Is this part of Brexit negotiations?
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Dr. Billingsgate
Academic zero, literary hero Location: Galapagos Islands Registered: 22 Feb 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I can speak with some authority on this issue. I raised chickens when I was a teenager and worked in a poultry processing plant during the summers of my college years. The only reason that you should ever run out of chickens is that the chickens sensed that they were being set up for slaughter.
Believe me, no chicken, whether a Rhode Island Red or just a common place spring chicken wants to have his neck rung just so an ersatz Kentucky Colonel can make a fast buck. There lies the problem. Solve that and you will have an endless line of chickens volunteering to jump into the broaster to serve you, the common man. |
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Sir Geoffroy Cockface
Writer Registered: 29 Aug 15 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
How did Britain get inside the chicken in the first place? |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater ![]() Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Don't panic. We've still got the pantomime geese.
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Dr. Billingsgate
Academic zero, literary hero Location: Galapagos Islands Registered: 22 Feb 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Cock-a-doodle-do, that’s my old hen.
She lays eggs the best she kin. Sometimes nine, sometimes ten. But that won’t help the KFC spin, As their franchises take it on the chin. Cock-a-doodle-do, that’s my old hen. |
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victor nicholas
Doc ![]() Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
So where did the chicken in Britain go to?
Can we equate this to bravery? |
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Dr. Billingsgate
Academic zero, literary hero Location: Galapagos Islands Registered: 22 Feb 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Don’t egg them on. They took one in the gizzard for Team Leghorn |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater ![]() Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Hens. Not chicken.
Spangled orpingtons are my favourites. |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape ![]() Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I had chicken last night. No problem here.
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Mark
Little Red Hen ![]() Location: Lancaster, England Registered: 8 Apr 03 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
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victor nicholas
Doc ![]() Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
A creepy kind of Where's Waldo with a chicken
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Dr. Billingsgate
Academic zero, literary hero Location: Galapagos Islands Registered: 22 Feb 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
If you love chicken, try ChickFila. Best chicken sandwich in USA
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