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Hey there morons!

Has anyone seen my old Carthusian braces?

My twin shrunken Prussian heads?

The gold-leaf letter from Ethiopia?

Up yours, fuckwits!

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Quote: Erskin Quint
Has anyone seen my old Carthusian braces?

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Would those be braces for teeth or for trousers?

That reminds me of the old 1970s game show "Teeth or Trousers". It was presented by Bruce Forsyth, who had a surfeit of both.

The object of the game was to look at items on a conveyer belt - a toothbrush, a belt, a dentist's chair - and say whether they corresponded to teeth or to trousers.

As a game show it was a terrible concept and it was cancelled after one series. It was a simpler time, full of simpler people. Old people are stupid, aren't they?

VEGGIE QUORNS TOE MY LINE..

Trousers, of course, you cream-faced loon.

"Teeth or Trousers" reminds me of the even older 1960s gameshow "Scrubbers Galore!" hosted by Wilfred Pickles and Twiggy. Husband and wife teams competed, the husbands answering general knowledge questions. The wives had a filthy doorstep to scrub. If their mate answered the questions correctly, the ladies got two minutes of uninterrupted scrubbing but if the question was answered incorrectly, then more rubbish such as fishheads, dog sick and the contents of Twiggy's ashtrays were emptied on the step.

The winning couple, with the cleanest doorstep, won a week at a Butlins resort. There was always a message from Billy Butlin at the end of the show.

The runners-up won a two-week holiday at Butlins.

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Quote: Sir Geoffroy Cockface

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Quote: Erskin Quint
Has anyone seen my old Carthusian braces?

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Would those be braces for teeth or for trousers?

That reminds me of the old 1970s game show "Teeth or Trousers". It was presented by Bruce Forsyth, who had a surfeit of both.

The object of the game was to look at items on a conveyer belt - a toothbrush, a belt, a dentist's chair - and say whether they corresponded to teeth or to trousers.

As a game show it was a terrible concept and it was cancelled after one series. It was a simpler time, full of simpler people. Old people are stupid, aren't they?

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Eh?

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Quote: Jaggedone

VEGGIE QUORNS TOE MY LINE..

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Quorn = veggie proucts

Toes have Quorns, OK, for you corns...

Toe my line = switch on 60's TV hit = What's my line..

And horses wear eye blinkers too...

+ we are veggies...

I rest my case M'Lud.

Master buried in my own crypt...

Was that the show that gave away a dog as a prize?

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Quote: Erskin Quint

Trousers, of course, you cream-faced loon.

"Teeth or Trousers" reminds me of the even older 1960s gameshow "Scrubbers Galore!" hosted by Wilfred Pickles and Twiggy. Husband and wife teams competed, the husbands answering general knowledge questions. The wives had a filthy doorstep to scrub. If their mate answered the questions correctly, the ladies got two minutes of uninterrupted scrubbing but if the question was answered incorrectly, then more rubbish such as fishheads, dog sick and the contents of Twiggy's ashtrays were emptied on the step.

The winning couple, with the cleanest doorstep, won a week at a Butlins resort. There was always a message from Billy Butlin at the end of the show.

The runners-up won a two-week holiday at Butlins.

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Quote: Sir Geoffroy Cockface

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Quote: Erskin Quint
Has anyone seen my old Carthusian braces?

---

Would those be braces for teeth or for trousers?

That reminds me of the old 1970s game show "Teeth or Trousers". It was presented by Bruce Forsyth, who had a surfeit of both.

The object of the game was to look at items on a conveyer belt - a toothbrush, a belt, a dentist's chair - and say whether they corresponded to teeth or to trousers.

As a game show it was a terrible concept and it was cancelled after one series. It was a simpler time, full of simpler people. Old people are stupid, aren't they?

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Was that the show that gave away a dog as a prize?

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Quote: Erskin Quint

Trousers, of course, you cream-faced loon.

"Teeth or Trousers" reminds me of the even older 1960s gameshow "Scrubbers Galore!" hosted by Wilfred Pickles and Twiggy. Husband and wife teams competed, the husbands answering general knowledge questions. The wives had a filthy doorstep to scrub. If their mate answered the questions correctly, the ladies got two minutes of uninterrupted scrubbing but if the question was answered incorrectly, then more rubbish such as fishheads, dog sick and the contents of Twiggy's ashtrays were emptied on the step.

The winning couple, with the cleanest doorstep, won a week at a Butlins resort. There was always a message from Billy Butlin at the end of the show.

The runners-up won a two-week holiday at Butlins.

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Quote: Sir Geoffroy Cockface

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Quote: Erskin Quint
Has anyone seen my old Carthusian braces?

---

Would those be braces for teeth or for trousers?

That reminds me of the old 1970s game show "Teeth or Trousers". It was presented by Bruce Forsyth, who had a surfeit of both.

The object of the game was to look at items on a conveyer belt - a toothbrush, a belt, a dentist's chair - and say whether they corresponded to teeth or to trousers.

As a game show it was a terrible concept and it was cancelled after one series. It was a simpler time, full of simpler people. Old people are stupid, aren't they?

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No.

No.

Now that's good.

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Quote: Jaggedone

Master buried in my own crypt...

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I slapped my Poe...