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queen mudder
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Posted: 5 Mar 11 10:22
Here

Author Sheridan Simove said: "This book is the result of 39 years of painstaking research and practical study into the subject. I left nothing to chance and really threw myself into my work.

"After many years of hard work I finally realised that men think of absolutely nothing apart from sex. It was a shocking conclusion and I realised that the world needed to be informed of my findings.


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Posted: 5 Mar 11 13:30 - Edited By: Bureau, 5 Mar 11 13:31
QM, I'm not sure we should be led to such smut.

I'm surprised it got past the censors.

Sometimes the light's all shinin' on me;
Other times I can barely see.
Lately it occurs to me, What a long, strange trip it's been.
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Posted: 5 Mar 11 14:22
Now availible on Kindle.

I, sex, think, sex, about, sex, things, sex, other, sex, than, sex, just, sex, sex.

Maybe he could print a college-ruled version for those of us who like our thoughts neat?

"Sometimes the best intentions end up intense without means to quell it.
We've poisoned our blood streams and blackened our lungs. We've enabled the edifice that it's how we belong.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone."

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Posted: 5 Mar 11 14:26

Good story idea here. Can you imagine the protesters outside bookstores claiming the book is causing sex attacks all over the nation?

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Lately it occurs to me, What a long, strange trip it's been.
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Posted: 5 Mar 11 14:39 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 5 Mar 11 14:40
I wonder if it's written by the same author who wrote 'Everthing Pierre Trudeau knows about Politics' - published in Canada a number of years ago. Wish I'd bought a copy now. Never thought using it as a notebook. Duh!

So today's students ARE 'thinkers'. Nice one!

LG

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Posted: 5 Mar 11 15:04
Can anyone guess what the sequel will look like?

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Posted: 5 Mar 11 17:25

Quote: Lady Godiva

I wonder if it's written by the same author who wrote 'Everthing Pierre Trudeau knows about Politics' - published in Canada a number of years ago. Wish I'd bought a copy now. Never thought using it as a notebook. Duh!
So today's students ARE 'thinkers'. Nice one!
LG


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Pierre Trudeau, couldn't agree more

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Posted: 5 Mar 11 17:25

Quote: Bureau

QM, I'm not sure we should be led to such smut.

I'm surprised it got past the censors.



Just you wait until the movie of the book comes out!


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Lady Godiva
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Posted: 5 Mar 11 18:27
What? We'll all be looking at a BLANK screen? I hope it's in 3-D LOL

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Posted: 5 Mar 11 19:31
Basically a notebook with a witty cover.

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Posted: 5 Mar 11 19:51

Not unlike my stories on the Spoof.

Sometimes the light's all shinin' on me;
Other times I can barely see.
Lately it occurs to me, What a long, strange trip it's been.
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Posted: 5 Mar 11 20:04
Mine too! Not so sure about the witty cover in their case!


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Not unlike my stories on the Spoof.


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Lady Godiva
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Posted: 5 Mar 11 20:27
Oh stop it you guys! You are being much too modest!

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Posted: 6 Mar 11 08:41
Remember, anything in 3D is much cooler than in 2D. Except really horrific films.

"Sometimes the best intentions end up intense without means to quell it.
We've poisoned our blood streams and blackened our lungs. We've enabled the edifice that it's how we belong.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone."

Boys Night Out - "Hey, Thanks!"

 
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