Tom Cruise - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Tom Cruise. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Tom Cruise would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing Tom Cruise's diary, as written by 'Ben Macnair'.


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Currently showing entries from: 2008 | 2007

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April 2008

Sunday 06 April 2008

This audition I went for was a total bust........

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Saturday 05 April 2008

I had an audition today.

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March 2008

Wednesday 26 March 2008

I was asked to appear in the new Three Men and a Little Lady film, but I turned it down. I am too busy remaking my old film 'Eyes Wide Shut near a...

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Saturday 22 March 2008

Sod this Fungasist crap for a game of Soldiers,...

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Wednesday 19 March 2008

Dear Diary, After a long discussion with her indoors, I have decided to become a Fungusist. It is for people who place Fungus the Bogeyman...

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January 2008

Saturday 26 January 2008

You know, books should really be banned. They only allow the non Scientologist Proletariat things to think about, and free speech and free thought is...

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Thursday 03 January 2008

New Year's Resolutions...

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