Tom Cruise - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Tom Cruise. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Tom Cruise would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing Tom Cruise's diary, as written by 'radiogagger'.


Show all of Tom Cruise's diary.

Currently showing entries from: 2012

« Choose a different celebrity

September 2012

Friday 14 September 2012

Yeah baby! TC is back in CRUISE CONTROL! While I was a bit gutted my third wife Katie Holmes terminated her contract with me (and Scientology) I am...

Read diary entry…

Wednesday 05 September 2012

"Lies in a different font are still lies". Oh yes, I was pretty pleased with that quote, issued by my publicist in response to the Vanity Fair art...

Read diary entry…

Monday 03 September 2012

Vanity Fair magazine are saying that Scientology auditioned for my third wife back in 2004. Well that could explain why it didn't work with Katie...

Read diary entry…

July 2012

Saturday 28 July 2012

My attorney tells me I am very close to winning full custody of my daughter Suri. The soon to be ex-wife Katie Holmes will be furious. There are st...

Read diary entry…

Wednesday 25 July 2012

I've been trying to get Russell Brand to become a Scientologist. He'd, correction - We'd have a great time. Bad news is he told me he's starting h...

Read diary entry…

Sunday 22 July 2012

My life is busy busy busy. Iceland last week. New York weekend, arriving in London today to start work on my latest film. Maybe I can make some tim...

Read diary entry…

Wednesday 18 July 2012

I'm so glad my daughter Suri - and my ex-wife Katie Holmes are ok. They were involved in a car accident in New York earlier this week. It is ridicu...

Read diary entry…

Monday 16 July 2012

So glad we got the divorce settlement agreed quickly, us argueing wouldn't be good for Suri. Have to say though katie was very aggressive in the n...

Read diary entry…


Breaking news…

Emmanuel Macron Doesn’t Speak Trumpish

Anyone notice, French President Emmanuel Macron speaks better English than Donald Trump? And no superlatives necessary...Sad!
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
79 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more