Tom Cruise - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Tom Cruise. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Tom Cruise would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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May 2006

Friday 05 May 2006

HOW DARE THEY! Can you believe that the CIA actually had the gall to say that I am not qualified to combat threats to the nation's security! I hav...

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April 2006

Monday 10 April 2006

I've been thinking of naming the kid "Mapother". Seriously. Why on Earth did I ever change MY name? Also, the neighbors are angry again.

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March 2006

Thursday 09 March 2006

I got a great new script for a movie today. I get to play a cocky guy who loses his confidence when tragedy strikes, only to gain it back again at my...

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Wednesday 08 March 2006

I think I lost my medical license today. No, I don't mean that I think it has been revoked, I mean that I couldn't find it. I was quite confus...

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February 2006

Friday 24 February 2006

Dear Diary, Katy is having the sofa reupholstered and I am having a bad case of withdrawal. I don't know how I 'm going to make it til...

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Tuesday 21 February 2006

Dear Diary, It has happened. I don't know how, but it has happened... Katy... is... pregnant.

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