The Pope - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of The Pope. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by The Pope would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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September 2008

Monday 29 September 2008

"The sun shineth on the righteous" so the good book says. I read that bit today and I believe the Lord is asking me to go green. The church n...

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Saturday 20 September 2008

Well my Dearest Diary, What can I say about my day that has not already been said. I met a lot of people, I waved at them from my balcony. Now I kn...

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Tuesday 16 September 2008

One of the Cardinals asked what they should give me for Christmas. I was going to ask for the traditional altar boy, but then I saw a program on tele...

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Saturday 13 September 2008

Gone to Paris today to take mass, then on to Lourdes in search of miracles. I flew there by Alitalia and it looks like I'll have to get back by the '...

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Friday 12 September 2008

They're remembering 9/11 in the United States today. I had to say a special prayer and shake some Holy Water just for the media coverage and say that...

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Monday 08 September 2008

I was looking in an old chest the other day and saw my Hitler Youth Uniform. How I miss the old days! It was a lot of fun turning someone in as a...

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Monday 08 September 2008

I hate that stupid Popemobile. The blasted thing only goes ten miles an hour. I'd much rather have me a Ferrarri, or one of those new Audis, or even...

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Monday 08 September 2008

Kiss my ring! Kiss my ring!! Kiss my ring!! Why can't I tell all those stupid, humble, worshipful, cocksuckers what I really want to say? Kis...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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