Simon Cowell - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Simon Cowell. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Simon Cowell would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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March 2012

Friday 30 March 2012

Looking forward to week 2 of Britain's Got Talent on ITV1 tomorrow. More people watched The Voice than BGT last week on the first head to head, but...

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Saturday 24 March 2012

While I want people talking about and watching BGT, I am not inconsiderably peeed off with Mr Walliams, telling Jonathan Ross that everyone he meets a...

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Saturday 24 March 2012

Today is the first broadcast of the new series of Britain's Got Talent with our new judges David Walliams and Alesha Dixon, plus Amanda Holden. I h...

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Tuesday 20 March 2012

Looking forward to the start of BGT - Britain's Got Talent on ITV this weekend. Had some great PR from stories saying Kate Middleton watches the sh...

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Saturday 17 March 2012

Britain's Got Talent starts on telly next saturday. Can't wait! It's going to be so cool this year. Mark my words. We got rid of that American alch...

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