Sarah Palin - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 21 April 2011

Gone out an' shot a goose today. It's friggen massive. Bigger than Trig and Tripp put together. Oh, Tripp, he's such a darlin'; I can't wait 'till he can hold a shotgun. Me and my older ones, Track and Bristol and Willow and Piper, gone out fishin' for my show 'Sarah Palin's: Alaska'. Dang! That was a kick, seein' my girls all seasick on the boat. I was laughin' my dang head off. Them captain just keeped drivin' the boat out. And I tells him "Captain, I don't wanna tell you how to do yur job. But aren't we gonna soon hit Russia if ya'll don't turn this boat round?". He's answer don't even make sense, he says "You don't wanna tell me how to do my job, but I sure as hell wanna tell you how to do your's.". And I thinks that he was, just a little bit, off his rocker. Cause he was just totally nonsensical. Alright, I gotta go, I'm takin' me and Todd out shootin' some more.

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