Mitt Romney - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Mitt Romney. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Mitt Romney would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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November 2012

Wednesday 07 November 2012

Well the numbers say Obama 284 Mitt (me) 203. An unassailable lead for my Kenyan opponent, Mr Barry Hussain Obama, who will be returning to the Whi...

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October 2012

Tuesday 23 October 2012

3rd and final Presidential Debate v Barack Obama. New York. Lynn University. Oh dear. During the debate I said "my strategy is to go after the bad...

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Wednesday 17 October 2012

Dear Diary - Well "Debate #2" is history. And Dammit! I just got my skinny little Mormon butt kicked and kicked good. I knew I should have liste...

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Wednesday 17 October 2012

2nd 2012 Presidential Debate v President Obama Well that didn't go well. Shouldn't have pushed him on the Terrorist questions. Not to mention the '...

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Tuesday 09 October 2012

Dear Diary, I have decided to embrace the 47 percent of the American people that I had written off earlier. I sat down and realized that simple ari...

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September 2012

Sunday 09 September 2012

Dear Diary - I really messed up by picking Paul "Eddie Munster" Ryan to be my vice-presidential running mate. After listening to Senator Marco R...

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Sunday 02 September 2012

Jeez - having Clint Eastwood endorse me at the RNC was meant to show the people of the United States that I am a person with friends in high places.

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Sunday 02 September 2012

A few reflections on the blessedly-over RNC: * What genius picked Tampa during the Hurricane season? * Was it the same genius who picked the caterer...

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