Mini Me - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Mini Me. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Mini Me would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2009

Wednesday 23 December 2009

Christmas is nearly here, and I got the girlfriend a dildo. Hope she approves..... :-{...

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Thursday 17 December 2009

standing on the london underground at rush hour sucks. especially when you're face is 'butt-height'...

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Wednesday 16 December 2009

December 16th - met a lovely tall gogo dancer girl last night in a nightclub. Only had to go onto my tiptoes to kiss her 'lips' :-)...

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August 2009

Tuesday 25 August 2009

That new Jack in the Box commercial just chaps my ass. They've got their "mini sirloin burgers" being made from tiny cows wrangled by dwarf cowboys r...

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Sunday 16 August 2009

I've decided to share the millions that I have earned in my acting career with other dwarves in a grand gesture of brotherhood. I'm going to design...

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Sunday 16 August 2009

I hate those damn amusement parks. They never let me go on the good rides. If I have to ride the stupid flying Dumbos one more time at Disney Land...

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Thursday 13 August 2009

Dear Diary, I hope Dr. Evil comes back from his Antarctic vacation soon. I have been catsitting Mr. Bigglesworth for a month now and I am sick of...

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July 2009

Wednesday 01 July 2009

Hihihi!!! I hear Miley Cyrus' sister will star in a porn or will she voice it? Hehehe!!! Pick me!! Pick me!!! Oh no!!! They picked the Joans broth...

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