Lindsay Lohan - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Lindsay Lohan. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Lindsay Lohan would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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July 2013

Sunday 28 July 2013

Dear Diary - It's been almost two months in this horrible place. I want to get out of this rehab clinic. I am starting to act goofy and silly. I f...

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Saturday 20 July 2013

So I'm stuck in this stinking rehab. The worst thing about it is I can't drink or take any drugs. You're not s'posed to, anyways. This geek who sa...

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Wednesday 10 July 2013

Dear Diary - HELP! I cannot stand to be in this rehab clinic anymore. I am starting to hallucinate (without drugs) and I am seeing visions of that fre...

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Friday 05 July 2013

Dear Diary - Oh how I wish I could dig a tunnel and escape from this BORING rehab clinic. I tried but I'm afraid that using a yellow #2 pencil isn'...

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Wednesday 03 July 2013

Dear Diary - Help! I am bored like hell. I have been in rehab now for one month and I swear it feels like 30 days. Dammit! I want to leave this hell h...

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June 2013

Tuesday 11 June 2013

Dear Diary - I am BORED! BORED! BORED! I really need to get out of this rehab clinic as soon as possible. Dammit I could sure use a Margarita and s...

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Wednesday 05 June 2013

Dear Diary - I have no idea how that damn bottle of Jose Cuervo Tequila got underneath my rehab clinic bed. Why oh why doesn't anyone believe me. I...

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May 2013

Saturday 18 May 2013

Dear Diary - I plan to escape from this rehab clinic so I hope that no one snoops around in my room and reads my diary. I can no longer stay here w...

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