Kate Middleton - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Kate Middleton. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Kate Middleton would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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July 2011

Thursday 14 July 2011

Dear Diary - Well I am glad to finally be back home in England. I really enjoyed myself while visiting America. I know this will sound rather o...

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June 2011

Saturday 11 June 2011

Dear Diary - Well it looks like my sister Pippa and I have finally been knocked off the front pages by the likes of Arnold Schwarzenegger, Anthony...

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Monday 06 June 2011

Saturday. Attended the horse races at Ascot with Wills, and the other lot of course. God, I'm so bored. Even the bloomin' seat I'm sitting on is borin...

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Friday 03 June 2011

Oh my dearest diary, I must confess to being so upset. I thought I would be so important when I married William but that bitch of a sister of mine is...

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May 2011

Wednesday 25 May 2011

Oops sorry diary, My royal diary assistant says you spell check, "cheque"!!! They didn't teach me that at uni. I wonder if Harry is ginger all...

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Monday 23 May 2011

Dear Diary - Golly gee, I had no idea that being a duchess could be so much damn fun. I get to sleep in everyday and I have a maid, a cook, a ha...

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Monday 16 May 2011

Dear Diary - Well I just got my brand new checks in the mail today. And I must say that they look wonderful. I cannot get over how nice the che...

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Thursday 05 May 2011

Dear Diary - Gosh, I have only been married for six days and my you-know-what is really really sore. Yesterday, when I got out of bed, I fell on...

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