Jesus - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 28 May 2011

Dear Diary, I just got a prayer from the Pope about Harold Camping, the rapture guy. It's not like you can ignore a plea from someone who sits on Peter's chair. You got to take that voice mail when you're Me.

The Pope says in German, "Please forgive Harold Camping for his vanity, and for deceiving his flock, and give him Salvation, and please give Salvation to anyone who tried to murder their family or commit suicide because they believed Harold Camping."

This is one big prayer, asking Me to forgive so much!

I need to think on it awhile.

I put Harold Camping on mute a long time ago, for a reason. He is really weird.

"Please smite mine enemies at the FCC," is all he ever prays about these days. How can anyone expect me to listen to a nutcase who wants My divine intervention to lower the price of a commercial radio license?

Harold Camping is a waste of My time, but, the Pope is asking me in voice mail, so I guess I'll think on it awhile.


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