George W. Bush - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of George W. Bush. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by George W. Bush would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
I was sending a Christmas Card to my Papa today, and I forgot his name. Laura said I was named after him, but I know that his name is not George.
Laura said something today, but I can't for the life of me, remember what it was. It cannot have been that important. I am the President, or am I?...
Deer dairy I hadda reexplane on nashunal tv tody how that Pervert Sheriff is either gonna or not gonna do whatt he say he gonna do over tha...
Dere Dairy, eye asked four 46 billion dollers form congres and they still havnt respondid, eye dont think they or the american peeps unders...
Deer Dairy. Today I helped promote even more international voilence by writing 'Armenians Rule Ok' on the Turkish Governmental Building HQ.
Dear Diary, today I made another unannounced trip to Iraq. It's one of the few places where I still have a receptive audience.
Deer Diary Today I got an email from Dickey.It wuz a joke and it wuz makin' fun of me,it hurt my feelins.I sent him a reply and I sed...