Donald Trump - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Donald Trump. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Donald Trump would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Currently showing entries from: 2018 | 2017 | 2016 | 2015 | 2014 | 2013 | 2012 | 2011

« Choose a different celebrity

May 2012

Friday 18 May 2012

So welcome to the billionaires club to Mark Zuckerberg, the founder of Facebook, which has gone public on the wall St exchange today. It took me ye...

Read diary entry…

Friday 11 May 2012

Notes to self: 1,Remind me to buy a new toupet tomorrow. In fact, remind me to buy a toupet factory tomorrow, but the BEST! I wonder what I will have...

Read diary entry…

Saturday 05 May 2012

I have just opened a new Trump Towers - but in Istanbul, Turkey. They are the first Trump Towers in Europe. In two conjoined towers are Trump To...

Read diary entry…

Friday 04 May 2012

Wow - Facebook is worth like a hundred billion dollars! No bricks, no mortar, no construction workers, no cement, just thin air! A hundred billion...

Read diary entry…

April 2012

Saturday 14 April 2012

Richard Branson has rung me up. Do I want to buy a seat on his Virgin Galactic flight to space. For £200,000 of his English money. He's a good sale...

Read diary entry…

March 2012

Sunday 18 March 2012

A well known Tv network have been in touch, asking would I be interested in presenting a new reality show? Called "SHOW ME YOUR PASSPORT! Sounds li...

Read diary entry…

Sunday 04 March 2012

I've been asked to appear at the National Achievers Congress 2012 in California next month. Also giving speeches will be Anthony Robbins and Rober...

Read diary entry…

Friday 02 March 2012

I have decided to start a campaign to throw Sacha Baron Cohen out of the United States. At the Oscars he threw ashes over Ryan Seacrest and that is ju...

Read diary entry…


Breaking news…

Name Calling Trump

One thing about Trump, no one will ever call him simpatico!
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
101 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more