Dick Cheney - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Dick Cheney. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Dick Cheney would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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November 2013

Saturday 02 November 2013

Dear Diary - I am so depressed at the fact that everyone thinks that I am an unsafe hunter. My goodness, you shoot one fellow hunter, and you're br...

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September 2013

Tuesday 24 September 2013

Dear Diary - Well I got disqualified from that antelope shoot in Wyoming because my gun malfunctioned. And now I just heard that I will not be allo...

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Tuesday 17 September 2013

Dear Diary - I hate to say it, but I think I have reached that point where no one gives a damn what I think. The other day I told a reporter what I...

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Wednesday 11 September 2013

Dear Diary - I wanted to go bird hunting the other day so I called up Donnie Rumsfeld and asked him to go. He said he was busy. I then called up Ge...

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Monday 02 September 2013

Dear Diary - Well it looks like my straight daughter Liz is starting to get into it with my gay daughter Mary. And it is all about the issue of gay...

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August 2013

Thursday 22 August 2013

Dear Diary - I hate not being in the spotlight. I guess I am just going to have to make a pest out of myself like Donald Trump does, so that I can get...

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July 2013

Monday 22 July 2013

Obama never returns my calls. All I want is one of those drones. Man, I'd love to have one of those toys. I'm trying to develop some new hobbies. Some...

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May 2013

Saturday 11 May 2013

Dear Diary - I am a lonely man, a very lonely man. The other day I was having lunch at a McDonald's and I asked an elderly couple sitting in the next...

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