David Beckham - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of David Beckham. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Beckham would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing David Beckham's diary, as written by 'Inchcock'.


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Currently showing entries from: 2012

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September 2012

Tuesday 18 September 2012

I've now got a sprained ankle. But even with out of the team, LA Galaxy keep rolling into the MLS playoffs last Friday. The Galaxy defeated Colo...

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Monday 17 September 2012

I am eager to buy the Aston Martin car used by Daniel Craig in the James Bond film "Quantum Of Solace". I'm prepared to splash more than £100,000 t...

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Sunday 16 September 2012

I mesmerised the watching world when my long anticipated role in the London 2012 Olympic Games was finally revealed as I ferried the Olympic torch alo...

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Saturday 15 September 2012

I can confirm in answer to the rumours, that Alexi Lalas and I are interested in buying Malaga CF of La Liga. This is not totally confirmed and it...

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Friday 14 September 2012

What a headline: 'Angelina Jolie Spotted Buying David Beckham Brand Underwear For Brad Pitt' The actress was spotted picking up a pair of David...

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Thursday 13 September 2012

Malaga has suffered serious financial difficulties this summer after Middle Eastern owner Sheikh Abdullah Al-Thani turned off the money taps. Manue...

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Wednesday 12 September 2012

I see that Roy Hodgson has called up Premier League rookies Raheem Sterling, Jake ­Livermore and Adam Lallana to his England squad. Give them a fee...

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Tuesday 11 September 2012

Saw this in The Financial Express: Los Angeles: Soccer ace David Beckham might star in actor-comedian Matthew Perry's new comedy 'Go On'. The 43...

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