David Beckham - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of David Beckham. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Beckham would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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April 2008

Saturday 05 April 2008

my life is so queer i feel betrayed help me oh diary i can only turn to you *kisses*...

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Saturday 05 April 2008

Dear Diary, All of this sitting around in my pants for Armani is really getting me down. I am meant to play football, not be a famous Husba...

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March 2008

Wednesday 12 March 2008

I got a new haircut today...damn i'm sexy...

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Sunday 09 March 2008

Okay so yesterday as I was practicing soccer, my little (and I mean little) Posh darling said she wanted a gold ring. Well you see, I told her that sh...

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February 2008

Saturday 02 February 2008

Had phone call two days ago off this foreign bloke called Mr Fablon something or other... still trying to fathom out what he said. Looking forward to...

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January 2008

Monday 07 January 2008

Man, I miss Vic. I miss her little laugh, that cheeky grin. I don't miss her voice, strangely. Life in LA is a lot differenter from what is was in...

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