David Beckham - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of David Beckham. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Beckham would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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August 2008

Wednesday 27 August 2008

Romeo's a clever lad - he's already surfing the Internet and has got his own website. He showed me that ball I kicked in the Bird's nest was up for sa...

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Tuesday 26 August 2008

What a day! Victoria won't believe this. I've just got back from Beijing. Do I look yellow? On Friday I just finished vacuuming our green carpet in...

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June 2008

Wednesday 25 June 2008

Today I was called out again, by the European sportscasters, for being overrated. It's not my fault that the world loves me and wants to pay me. T...

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April 2008

Monday 21 April 2008

Today was the bestest diary I got an american public bus. For the first ever time! its ever so cheap I think I may travel by bus now instead of L...

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Sunday 20 April 2008

you know ma nick name is Golden balls well I just invested 890,000 into my very own golen football.

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Wednesday 09 April 2008

Football, Football, Football,...

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Monday 07 April 2008

Damn it Victoria, The cheque from Armani bounced, unlike my balls in these pants that they expect me to wear............. I have been posin...

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Sunday 06 April 2008

I feel a complete ninny these days,...

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