Boris Johnson - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Boris Johnson. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Boris Johnson would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing Boris Johnson's diary, as written by 'Inchcock'.


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Currently showing entries from: 2012

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September 2012

Tuesday 18 September 2012

I have hired consultants WS Atkins, accountants Ernst & Young and aviation experts Leigh Fisher to look at alternative uses for Heathrow as part o...

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Monday 17 September 2012

I have been voted Britain's most respected political figure in a new poll. The YouGov poll for Cambridge conference showed that 58 per cent of vote...

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Sunday 16 September 2012

Plans have been set out for the extension of the 'Boris Bike' scheme to southwest London. The extension next year will add more than 2,000 new bicy...

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Saturday 15 September 2012

The Sabotage Times seem to have me weighed up: The internet has been abuzz with people calling for him to replace David Cameron as leader of the Co...

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Friday 14 September 2012

The Spectator posed the question: If Boris Johnson was leader of the Conservative Party, would his presence reverse the party's declining fortunes?...

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Thursday 13 September 2012

I told the press that I have "absolutely" no plans to return to the House of Commons, after reports that a Conservative MP offered to sacrifice his se...

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Wednesday 12 September 2012

The Daily Mail did me a favour when they printed this: Boris Johnson confirmed his status as the big political winner of the Olympics and Paralympi...

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Tuesday 11 September 2012

I have been offered a seat at the House of Commons to return early and challenge Prime Minister David Cameron as an alternative Conservative leader.

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