Arsene Wenger - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Arsene Wenger. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Arsene Wenger would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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September 2013

Saturday 14 September 2013

Today we have our first game since the transfer window, away to Sunderland. In the press conference, £42 million signing Mesut Ozil has said Arsen...

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Sunday 08 September 2013

There are no premier league fixtures because of the international break. Normally, I will go to France, maybe commentate on an international fixture...

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Friday 06 September 2013

There are allegations that one of our coaches has made money betting that Mesut Ozil would be joining Arsenal in the transfer window. I had nothing...

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Tuesday 03 September 2013

As well as Mesut Ozil for £42 million, yesterday I signed Palermo goalkeeper Emiliano Viviano on a season-long loan. He plays in Serie B but has 6...

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Monday 02 September 2013

It is done. The transfer Window is closed. I, Arsene Wenger, have thrown caution to the wind and spent £42 million pounds on one player. YES £42 MI...

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Sunday 01 September 2013

Arsenal 1 Tottenham Hotspur 0 Olivier giroud 23' So 6 new players, £100 million spent, two league wins and two european wins without conceding a g...

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August 2013

Friday 30 August 2013

Champions League Draw: Group F. Arsenal, Marseille, Napoli, Borussia Dortmund. We recently welcomes Napoli to London for the Emirates Cup, but the...

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Wednesday 28 August 2013

Arsenal 2 Fenerbahce 0 Two goals from Aaron Ramsey mean we qualify for the group stages of the Champions League with a 5-0 aggregate over two legs.

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